Any providers interested?

...i may get a cult following and providers comp me to write a review... Originally Posted by xpetx
Now there's an interesting statement for the ladies to consider....
Now there's an interesting statement for the ladies to consider.... Originally Posted by scorpio31

A review for a free session? Is that what needs to be considered? I don't think there will be any takers on that one. LOL.
Any hot providers interested in coming to my house tonight? I would have to pick if more than one is interested so post away or PM me. I always research for 2 hours and then make my pick...not available...urrrrrr.

um, Pool is here...89 DEGREES...but sexy 77 degrees in bedroom tho...hawaiian mist interior scent, white sheets, very clean fit male bod...oh, 40ish Originally Posted by xpetx


oh wait...

was this thread a joke?
oh wait... was this thread a joke? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
No, Daph... I'm thinkin' he was serious. The rest of us are taking it as a joke.... Subtle difference...
Wow, cool...so as long as I'm good looking, in my 40's with a pool and air conditioning providers will give me freebies as long as I post a review! Oh boy!
Wow, cool...so as long as I'm good looking, in my 40's with a pool and air conditioning providers will give me freebies as long as I post a review! Oh boy! Originally Posted by naughtytaters
Well, not quite enough....you also need to have "Hawaiian mist interior scent" and "white sheets". Good Luck!

If you can comfortable fuck in 77 degrees you are not doing it right.
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SG, what is your favorite temperature? BTW, I am "slightly" over 40, used to be fit, the only pool I have is on the World Series, but I am "ruggedly handsome." I look kind of like George Clooney . . . . . . . . . . after a long, serious illness.
65 degrees does not guarantee no sweating but you probably won't have to break for water.
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and at 65, everyone's nipples will be standing at attention. That usually adds to the fun.
LOL I keep the thermostat a crisp 70 degrees year round. Sometimes, it still isn't cool enough to avoid turning things into a sauna - but NO complaints when that happens

SG, what is your favorite temperature? BTW, I am "slightly" over 40, used to be fit, the only pool I have is on the World Series, but I am "ruggedly handsome." I look kind of like George Clooney . . . . . . . . . . after a long, serious illness. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
If you can comfortable fuck in 77 degrees you are not doing it right. Originally Posted by SillyGirl
+1000 (minus 923)
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you guys are cracking me up
you guys are cracking me up Originally Posted by Kitten
Yeah, Kitten, but are we cracking you up enough that you'd do one of us (hint: Timex Challenge) for free?

I'd even write a review!!
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But do you have Hawaiian Mist interior scent and white sheets--that's a deal killer without them, you know.