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I feel less is more.

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Originally Posted by StoneTemplePilot
classic. a little too close to true for comfort, but classic nonetheless.
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I'm pretty sure this was written out of spite, but I doubt the OP is alone in his/her feelings. I've found myself on the receiving side of points for relatively innocuous comments that were perceived as too personal. However, have seen mods interject and make comments that were far more personal and attacking.

Ya know what...that's life! Fact is power will always have the potential to breed some level of corruptibility whether it's on this website or in congress. Fortunately, it's a lot easier to leave a website behind.

As for a solution or at least a constructive comment: I personally think that mods should only be allowed to post if it's in relation to something "mod-related", I.e. warning to close a thread, off topic, etc... I don't believe that mods should be able to post otherwise. This would help prevent associations of bias among the mod-members (of which it seems there's a new one every other week).

Just like a politician giving up a vast majority of their privacy to serve the public. You want to be a mod...then you have to give up your right to interject personal opinions into board matters.
chipper's Avatar
I believe in moderation in all things except drink and Hobby fun.

I get so tired of turning the Ladies down but I can handle only so much.
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Wow, this is true guys I do get free pussy.... Originally Posted by fawn
I gave you free fussy in the bathroom the other night!

Where the hell is my review you promised?



As for a solution or at least a constructive comment: I personally think that mods should only be allowed to post if it's in relation to something "mod-related", I.e. warning to close a thread, off topic, etc... I don't believe that mods should be able to post otherwise. This would help prevent associations of bias among the mod-members (of which it seems there's a new one every other week).
Originally Posted by absorbed
Yea, if they up my pay a bit, I might consider it. :-)

Actualy I am in favor of a 2ed handle for mods so they can post without the restrictive nature of having mod under the handle. But, then we would get accused of abusing that as well.

I cannot talk for the other mods but I can tell you I do not say anything like I want to say most of the time. If I did, I would be giving points to myself all the time.
IMO, the mods here are a lot like NBA referees. It's a necessary role, and a thankless one at that. No matter what they do or don't do, they're going to piss somebody off. Sure, every now and then one's ego may take over to the point that they forget they're there to regulate the action rather than control it, but that's human nature.

I think we may even have had our own version of Tim Donaghy, but what do I know?
Wow, this is true guys I do get free pussy.... Originally Posted by fawn

You weren't supposed to tell anyone!!!
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I cannot talk for the other mods but I can tell you I do not say anything like I want to say most of the time. If I did, I would be giving points to myself all the time. Originally Posted by Bubba3452
Bubba, you're being modest. Not only can you talk for the other mods, but you speak for the whole board on occasion. It's in the job description.

Whatever. That's just details, unimportant, a topic not worthy of the North Dakota forum's Sand Box. You are missing the big picture.
You might give yourself points for yelling "Off With His Heads" in the middle of random threads, but don't let it worry you. Every time you have sex with yourself, you can erase the points!

And you want paid too?!?

That's just greedy.
GDLMAN's Avatar
Free Pussy? I didnt get the memo.
well damn, I'm in the wrong business. I'm always giving away free pussy. I get paid for my time. I thought everybody did?
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  • fawn
  • 08-05-2011, 09:00 PM
I gave you free fussy in the bathroom the other night!
Where the hell is my review you promised? Originally Posted by berkleigh
Yes you did and I gave you more than fussy in the bathroom didnt I....
and it was great.... Oh and about the review Berk...
it will cost you more fussy and a pair of sun glasses I owe someone....

You weren't supposed to tell anyone!!! Originally Posted by Reese Foster
Reese I am so sorry I was drunk when I posted that.., but wait a drunk never lies..
I am just curious which banned member you are - SweetAterPie, Tony Gambino or someone else? Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Mr. McCain that would be a violation of board rules as I understand, and do not know how that would be feasible.


Bye the way I too am a fan of the Riffle Man, have you been to these sites?
http://www.riflemansrifle.com/
http://www.northforkproduction.com/theriflemansriflephotoalbum/


Also does anyone know what the little red bar in the bottom right of the original post represents?
Keep a sense of humor folks.
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Who is Riffle Man?

What little red bar?
Chuck connors was the riffleman I believe.

Bubba has commented 4 times on this thread, if you count the red comment in the op's original post. the over/under was 3.5