Funniest moment at an AMP

hi Sylvester, I'll be traveling to Corpus soon, can you share the name of your FS spa? maybe some favorite girls? thanks

First time I met Wendy from
8 Spa/Relax (she went by Pheobe
back then).

She did her 5 minute back-rub
routine then started cooing in my
ear how much she wanted me.

I was more than ready to go
thinking she really wanted to be
with me so I reached out for
some FIV to see if she was wet.
She was sopping wet.
Alright!

When I flipped her over for
DATY, after a minute of licking on
what I thought was her clit
a semi-hard piece of something
broke off and went into my mouth.

I spit it out thinking maybe it was
dried blood and looked at my fingers
for the tell-tale red streaks to
see if I was earning my red-wings.

Negative Ghost-Rider..
continue scheduled bombing run.

Then as I was getting deeper into it
trying to make her cum, I detected
a faint grape flavor.
My gears started turning and I figured
out that it was actually a semi-dried
blob of grape flavored lube.

Over time, I've noticed many of the
AMP girls do this.

I guess these girls arent perpetually
wet, they're just pre-lubing as a
defensive measure to prevent a
Dry-socket situation from every
monger trying to get 2 knuckles
deep during their massage.

Have you heard from Boa ? I texted her a while back no response .

not the funniest but certainly unusual
AMP a few yrs ago. Was getting a really good bj. lady was playing with my ass/ I asked can I play with hers. She said yes. Got my index finger in to the first knuckle felt a turd.....to9ok it out ,,,, got my nut she apologizes. Cut my tip in half. I was ok with it..... discounted tip not the turd