Flowers? They are really ?That good?

I preserve roses given to me & turn them into decor. Still beautiful after it's life expires.My daughter still has one in a glass box from 20 yrs a go. Personally you could write a sweet note & put it where I might find it through my day and I'll cherish it. Again this is a question where answers will be opinions & therefore impossible to have an actual answer.

The answer is simple.


Conditioning.


Commercials, media, TV, movies have all conditioned women from a young age that a "gentleman" will bring them flowers.



Back in my pre-hobby days.. I still never cared for flowers all that much. Don't get me wrong, I never turn my nose up at a gift... but they just never seemed very practical to me, either in or out of this world. In the "real world" I'm too much of a penny pinch to see the point in them... in the hobby world its like... they're lovely but I cannot take them home without my kids wondering where the flowers came from.

I preserve roses given to me & turn them into decor. Still beautiful after it's life expires.My daughter still has one in a glass box from 20 yrs a go. Personally you could write a sweet note & put it where I might find it through my day and I'll cherish it. Again this is a question where answers will be opinions & therefore impossible to have an actual answer. Originally Posted by yourdesire

It sounds like it was given to you by a special person for your daughter to still have it today? I would give some to someone special to me in the RW.

Why would you get something that is going to die in a few days and they just throw it out?

I pull da muther fuckn rose Bush out da grond an if she aint fond of it I shove up her muther fuckn azz like a reel Gstr

I pull da muther fuckn rose Bush out da grond an if she aint fond of it I shove up her muther fuckn azz like a reel Gstr Originally Posted by Lamont Deshaun Harris III

You sound like a dangerous and unpredictable wannabe gold tooth gangster pimp. Glad you were banned and hopefully you and your kind stay away from this site.

Flowers can lead to awkward misunderstandings.. I brought some flowers to my gf and she was really happy, undressed, laid on the couch with her legs spread, and said, “this is for the flowers”. My response was, “don’t you have a vase?”. The evening didn’t go so well ter that.

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Dang I clicked because I thought he was talking about this flower vibrator 😂

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I wouldn't waste the time, money or energy giving flowers to a provider. They may pretend they like them, but what they really want is your money. And what we really want is what we want
don't overcomplicate it
This is a completely transactional hobby

Honestly I love flowers even the not so expensive ones it’s truly the thought and presentation.. plus flowers smell delightful

I recall the post of one 'That Hot Nurse', from several years ago who posted, ' Remember ladies, a blow job is to a man is the same as a bouquet of roses to a lady.' Or words to that effect.
(I miss that squirtin' nymphomaniac)

Red Roses with a bottle of Johnny walker's is what one of my favorites always brings ❤me!
Then there's the other sweeties that bring Parfum with Roses..yes flowers are a very sweet touch & it helps with making any occasion more Sexy!