Let's be honest, T R U M P is the cutest president we've ever had and you's all knows it! H I M's like a cute, plump grandpa who gives you stale butterscotch candies, which are fucking good, because butterscotch is the shit. We know H I M smells like sunscreen. H I M's skin glistens like the countenance of Moses after receiving the commandments. We know H I M has big ass feet. We know H I M eats McDonald's. We know H I M. We love H I M.