Woka Cola

Drink Cheerwine. It's yummy.

You can pick it up at any Wegmans, even the shitty one in Syracuse.

Why the Woke Can’t Take a Joke
The anti-Chappelle revolt at Netflix shows leftism’s weakness.

As Dave Chappelle recently found out, mocking the left’s dearly held dogma will provoke outrage and uproar the likes of which would make the religious right of Satanic Panic fame look grounded and sane. You are allowed to make jokes, the left declares, as long as they target the right people—or rather, the people the left thinks are wrong. Anyone in their congregation is off limits.

What do you do if stuck in an enclosed system like a movie theatre and all they make available is Coca-cola products. I can't sit there and watch a movie without drinking a soda for some reason.