Can I trust you to be nice with this?

You know your a hobbyist when you worry about keeping your Ref's current.

You know you're a hobbyist when you enjoy eating out after having a nice dinner.

You're a hobbyist when someone mentions Tea Partyand your first thought is teabagging.

Wait it sounds like your dentist was hitting on you. So I have to ask, is there more to the story? If so I think black superman was looking for some ideas along those lines in another thread lol

Wait it sounds like your dentist was hitting on you. So I have to ask, is there more to the story? If so I think black superman was looking for some ideas along those lines in another thread lol Originally Posted by ghost636

When I lived in Austin, I made a new patient appt with an older dentist. After the cleaning, he was inspecting my teeth when he said "Oh my! I haven't seen this before!" Getting nervous that something was wrong I mumbled with his fingers in my mouth "Ith umpthing ong?" He ignored me and called over one of the techs. "Do you see the muscle development in her mouth? It's extremely advanced and well defined!" Turning back to me, he asked "Do u mind if I take some measurements and grab my camera?" I about died of embarrasment, but agreed (yes, I'm a provider that blushes!) The tech was right there with me, 10 shades of red! The dentist asked me some questions about if i chre a lot of gum or sunflower seeds. I don't do either lol. I don't think he had a clue that bbbj is my fav pastime, but I think the tech caught on pretty quickly.

When I lived in Austin, I made a new patient appt with an older dentist. After the cleaning, he was inspecting my teeth when he said "Oh my! I haven't seen this before!" Getting nervous that something was wrong I mumbled with his fingers in my mouth "Ith umpthing ong?" He ignored me and called over one of the techs. "Do you see the muscle development in her mouth? It's extremely advanced and well defined!" Turning back to me, he asked "Do u mind if I take some measurements and grab my camera?" I about died of embarrasment, but agreed (yes, I'm a provider that blushes!) The tech was right there with me, 10 shades of red! The dentist asked me some questions about if i chre a lot of gum or sunflower seeds. I don't do either lol. I don't think he had a clue that bbbj is my fav pastime, but I think the tech caught on pretty quickly. Originally Posted by atxdream

That is just to funny!!!

Thanks for starting this, it's cracked me up read all the posts!

What a great thread...thanks axtdream!

You know you're a provider when...someone shouts, "Wow, look at the rings on Uranus," and you take out a mirror to look!

You know you're a hobbyist when...you leave the waitress a tip in a white envelope!

Atxdream that is an awesome story Thanks for sharing. It's fun to look back at those sorts of things and laugh about them later

When you here someone say there going to get a facial!!!! I'll volunteer to do that for free!!

You know you are a hobbyist when ......after having sex with the SO, you reach down to remove the condom only to remember ....you never use a condom with the SO.

You can't drive by a palace inn with out smiling.

Thanks for the laugh guys. Hurts though. Most all of them I did have to say yes to and still a consider myself a newbie.

Wish I'd found out about the hobby sooner. Now I have to hustle to catch up.
Might be expensive, but it's still a hell of a lot cheaper than my last divorce.

I think my dad must have been a hobbiest 30 years ago. He told me then"Son it's cheaper to rent it". Damn was he right.

LOL . . . Too Cute . . . So Real . . . LOL

You know you're a hobbyist (or provider) when someone talking about their love of cream-pies deeply concerns and frightens you!

You know your a hobbyist when you........finally get around to deleting ASPD from your favorites list.