Who got to decide "Doggie"?

Blimey! Nothing like a few new stances to plow a Lass's bum with your Biggie!:

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crabbie monk, really? That's not a real inviting version. Couldn't you guys go with bearie or sableie something?

A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "The dog is in heat, go ask daddy."
The little girl goes to her father,
"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? Mom said the dog is in heat and that I should ask you."
"Hm." He answers, takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's butt with it.
"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."
Little girl goes and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie?"
Little girl says, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block. But another dog is pushing her home."

Well dogs do it that way . LMAO

What do you call a dog with a hard on and no legs..?
makes no difference, he ain't gonna come anyway.... Originally Posted by nuglet

I think you're wrong because;

why does a dog lick his balls?....cuz he can! Originally Posted by knotty man

If I could lick my own balls I'd never leave the house.

It's always Kitty Style at Kat's lair - Head & shoulders down and ass up. There's only so many "dogs" allowed at a time, too.

I kinda like the sound of Kitty style, there's usually a lot of hissing, biting and scratching going on!