Are Golden Showers Sex Acts in Texas

tha.squirt.goddess's Avatar
And no don't f****** video it because not only is that illegal but that's stand your ground first attempt of somebody trying to enslave somebody who was born free and Amistad told me that I can freely kill those people all of them to know legal ramifications!!!
Because that's really not cute or funny that the other dumb s*** you would say in this thread would be even more exploitation of the thing you're trying to f*** I'm really going to need you all to get a grip-- fast!!

Because I can't give anybody to give a crap about any of these videos of men literally physically beating me to the ground...

How possibly could any of you been doing any of this on any side for the same amount of time as me or even longer and still not f****** get it???!!!
tha.squirt.goddess's Avatar
This Thread just really set me off and I'm not sorry and I wish any one of you really would think that you're going to try me about anything I just said!!!

Is there literally anyone at all in America except me that knows the difference between sex and love and what those things should entail????
Not asking so I can have it not asking so I can try to beat and rape it out of you like I've actually been done in my real life just asking if anybody ever actually tries out here
Are Golden Showers Sex Acts in Texas?


If done to me I would consider it assault!
If done to a politician, it's a tax-deductible campaign contribution.
PinkBooty210's Avatar
Never pay for a girl to pass on you. Pay her to record it.
To the Squirt Goddess: How is squirting on a partner different from pissing on a partner? I know that there is a difference from where the fluid comes from, but would squirting be considered a criminal sex act in TX?


Do you travel here often?
Ripmany's Avatar
I wouldn't put it past the wrongs DA. I see a cop fake provider list on a board as guys walk in no money exchange there were arrest. If it a prostitution from the add boards. You going to be arrest if you make contact with LE.

But every truck stop sell DEF with is in industrial urine.
Ripmany's Avatar
I wouldn't put it past the wrongs DA. I see a cop fake provider list on a board as guys walk in no money exchange there were arrest. If it a prostitution from the add boards. You going to be arrest if you make contact with LE.

But every truck stop sell DEF with is in industrial urine.
SHS's Avatar
  • SHS
  • 08-04-2025, 02:08 AM
Damn folks, read the Statute for yourself. There's plenty of detail within. If only piss or even squirt juice is transferred, there was no sexual contact between the two. The Assit DA would not forward prosecution, because ADA's can read. No DA, no Judge, and definitely no Jury. You don't want a Jury, they'll be disgusted, and teach you a lesson. If the cops arrest, it's because they are disgusted, and they do not read Statutes.

There are many nasty actions which are not restricted by Statute. For these actions to be elevated in Criminal Court, the Harm to others directly caused by this action must be shown.

Those having fun insulting TX, please read public docs to avoid ignorance exposure.

OH, DEF fluid is not Urine, it is UREA. When injected into the exhaust gas stream, the high temperature reduces UREA, to provide Ammonia. The Ammonia reacts with NOx radicals, resulting in N2 and H2O. We need the Ammonia, but people cannot pour Ammonia, vapors would kill them.

Piss would be Organic, UREA and Ammonia are in-organic.
Only illegal if you're not a politician, ask Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz.
CPT Savajo's Avatar
Is offering to pay money for a golden shower a solicitation for prostitution in Texas if there is no contact between the genitals, buttocks, anus, etc? Originally Posted by tandyscone
LMAO I would have to say no. What a person would be paying for is to be degraded even if they enjoy it.

Allow me to share my favorite scene from Spartacus: Gods of the Arena!

Tullius pees Batiatus in the face - Spartacus Gods of the Arena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_5U13hFuZg

A masterpiece of a scene!
trey32's Avatar
I think if it excites members of the Texas legislature, then by all means it is illegal. Oh, illegal for us, not them.
Trey, well said and very true in Texas
Trey, well said and very true in Texas.