Embarrassing Situation

Mokoa's Avatar
  • Mokoa
  • 11-16-2011, 10:07 PM
Go to your doctor.

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect $200.
I hope your girlfriend is understanding and gives you another chance! Hey, it could happen to anyone...just hope there's nothing serious going on with your health! Good-luck!
Biggysmalls's Avatar
GO TO FUCKING HEART DOCTOR PRONTO-

If he says ur good then get a script for low dose alprazolam and go fuck the snot outta this hottie. Dude- it's probably either your heart, or just anxiety or both. Go get it tended to, then jam out with your ham out !!
Jed Clampett's Avatar
Let me try to diagnose your problem. Do you still get morning wood? If you get morning wood, then it means the capillaries in your crank are doing their job and your crank is ok. If you haven't had morning wood in a while......you have a circulation problem. Do you smoke or have you gained some weight lately? If your waking up with a woody then call her in the morning! I'll bet your just having anxiet problems. Get your testo sterone level checked. There are testosterone replacement drugvs now that will help you get the old evinrude crankin! I wish you the best.
sanantonioman37's Avatar
There is also natural supplements but discussed these with your doc before you start any supplements.
goatweed
also anything high in zinc and magnesium.
Biggysmalls's Avatar
Also ive found that eating the pussy of a sexy young model type chick will increase my arousal
Totally agree with Mokoa and Likinikki and please disavow all the nonsensical information above by those who choose to expound on your valid query. Seek the advice of a qualified professional.....
Wow phizz, so many things that you said rang so damn close to home...met a hottie, got close, extended foreplay, then nada...not just once, but a couple of times. Morning wood helped but just not at the moment after foreplay.

I thought it was due to the prolonged foreplay that I couldn't get an erection, the wrong head thinking maybe, performance anxiety, who knows. But I do know it is frustrating. She brought up the issue, saw my Dr and now I have a script but ain't heard from the hottie...

On the other hand I can see someone here and have no issues, very little foreplay and I'm ready...confusing to say the least.

x
Marcus78's Avatar
Hmmmm this thread is two months old. Maybe the guy's been to the doctor already?
Hope he's alive! (lol)
  • phizz
  • 07-05-2012, 12:39 PM
Sorry for bumping such an old thread.

Thank you to those of you who expressed concern and curiosity about my well being. I am alright. Right now my health isn't all that great but I've got an interesting story about the whole situation but I'm a little apprehensive to bring it up on here at this moment as opposed to talking about it in private messages. That said, please feel free to shoot me a private message and I'll tell you everything. If anything, I hope it helps the next person.
greenhorn1960's Avatar
Your mailox is full...........
cyranose69's Avatar
Uh-huh,this is what Doctor Feel calls the "Phantom Cock Block". Its like Jed said, it could all be pyschological. This is why we should create the emergency miner sixtyniner phone system that allows you to call a friend in an emergency. In olden days if miners feared a cave in or potential dangerous situations they would send the golden pecker. A parakeet to sniff around the cave and search deep in the wet caverns to make sure it was safe to enter. We can have this system setup to have a friend, the "Golden pecker", be the stand in for you in such situtations. Why should every one lose. Your friend could fill in for you until you get the all clear.
Omg freakn hillarious! A pinch-pecker...lmao!
  • phizz
  • 07-05-2012, 10:46 PM
HAH yeah I thought that was pretty funny too. I'm laughing at something different--the amount of time and effort it must have taken him to come up with a message like that for the sake of trolling. Very creative though.