Retard Fetterman

Gentlemen the thread is about Fetterman

Fetterman calls Republicans Jagoffs!!!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-Ukraine.html

I guess he learned the term when the people of Braddock called him a jagoff.

Either Retard Fetterman can serve, as his campaign & Doctor said, at full capacity, just like every other Senator, or he has to be constantly accommodated to like a toddler, because of his health, in which case he and the media lied

Oh, like you? You just call bullshit without any facts to back up your claims. Originally Posted by bambino

Huh? We're talking about Fetterman here. I'm an open book. Ask me anything.

I think will send a campaign contribution to the first GOP Senator who wears a hoodie on the Senate Floor saying Trump Won on the front and Fuck Senile Biden on the back

Watch how quickly Schumer changes the dress code back

Man this dude is so awesome...he has his twatwaffle wife tweeting for him now and she said JAGOFF!!! He's the bestest!

Originally Posted by berryberry

... Hee Hee! ... Blimey! ... Just spilled-over me beer!

... Just the different looks aside - WHEN - Oh WHEN did
Fetterman become coherent and able to speak clearly??

Crikey! ... That new modern medicine - is truly remarkable!

#### Salty

Either Retard Fetterman can serve, as his campaign & Doctor said, at full capacity, just like every other Senator, or he has to be constantly accommodated to like a toddler, because of his health, in which case he and the media lied Originally Posted by berryberry

Full capacity? Most Senators are only there to get rich by proxy. There’s only a handful who are worth more than a reeking pile if baboon shit.

Senate Relaxes Rules To Allow Fetterman To Take Baths In Reflecting Pool

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a gracious move of bipartisanship, the Senate voted to relax rules to allow their freshman Senator Jabba The Fetterman to take a bath in the reflecting pool.

The rules were immediately relaxed after the Senator from Transylvania described how he would fall into a deep depression were he to not be allowed to bathe naked in the reflecting pool.

"We wouldn't want our young friend to feel uncomfortable in any way," said Senator Mitch McConnell over the span of 45 minutes. "Besides, it would be good for the American people to see what the daily life of their elected representatives is like."

Below is a list of other allowances given to Mr. Fettermanstein over the past few days:

Bringing in the world's best tailor for a custom loincloth fitting.

Senate floor toilet installed so he doesn't have to get up to go poop.

Fettermoog is allowed to park his RV in the Capitol driveway as long as he needs.

Bra optional.

At publishing time, the Senate had voted unanimously to allow Fetterman to climb the Capitol Rotunda with a maiden in-hand to swing at airplanes.

Senate Relaxes Rules To Allow Fetterman To Take Baths In Reflecting Pool

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a gracious move of bipartisanship, the Senate voted to relax rules to allow their freshman Senator Jabba The Fetterman to take a bath in the reflecting pool.

The rules were immediately relaxed after the Senator from Transylvania described how he would fall into a deep depression were he to not be allowed to bathe naked in the reflecting pool.

"We wouldn't want our young friend to feel uncomfortable in any way," said Senator Mitch McConnell over the span of 45 minutes. "Besides, it would be good for the American people to see what the daily life of their elected representatives is like."

Below is a list of other allowances given to Mr. Fettermanstein over the past few days:

Bringing in the world's best tailor for a custom loincloth fitting.

Senate floor toilet installed so he doesn't have to get up to go poop.

Fettermoog is allowed to park his RV in the Capitol driveway as long as he needs.

Bra optional.

At publishing time, the Senate had voted unanimously to allow Fetterman to climb the Capitol Rotunda with a maiden in-hand to swing at airplanes. Originally Posted by berryberry

bahahahahahaaaa

bahahahahahaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

That’s one more person that attended Joey Bribes inauguration!!!!!


BAHAHAHAHA

Oh my, what is Retard Fetterman going to do now?

Probably take another 8 week paid vacation to work on his mental health now that he has to wear a suit on the Senate Floor.

Chuckles Schumer’s unprecedented decision was overruled by the will of the senate

The Show Our Respect To the Senate Resolution has passed. Coat and tie rule is back in the Senate after just one week without it.

.... The Dems didn't expect to get such heat about the
Fetterman rule.

The FAST and FURIOUS pushback should surely chill the
Dems in Congress.. ... Changed the rule BACk about a
half-a-mo later.

The American people have had ENOUGH!

#### Salty

Oh my, what is Retard Fetterman going to do now?

Probably take another 8 week paid vacation to work on his mental health now that he has to wear a suit on the Senate Floor.

Chuckles Schumer’s unprecedented decision was overruled by the will of the senate

The Show Our Respect To the Senate Resolution has passed. Coat and tie rule is back in the Senate after just one week without it. Originally Posted by berryberry

I think he's probably going to wear a suit and tie and you're going to complain about how it looks on him or make fun of how his wife dressed him.

Amirite?