Tswd has run away with penelope

winn dixie's Avatar
Crap!
winn dixie's Avatar
I miss you penelope. I promise to put the vacuum sealer and scissors away.
Tswd is too much of a drama queen
And stop sending me the travel like gnome pics of yalls adventures
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
wd,
remove your email block you have on penny, and ask her to stop sending the pics to ECG's email.
winn dixie's Avatar
Yeah like that. But inappropriate pics
winn dixie's Avatar
My guardian angel is being contacted by penelope?
Credit card n cell phone alerts tell me they took a right hand turn in western Kansas and are headed east.
Will give future up dates.
Got a bad feeling about this.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Another,
Get back in the game wd
winn dixie's Avatar
Lol yep

Tell me it's not true?
SexySammy's Avatar
Another,
Get back in the game wd
Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Hell my nips got hard just looking at that picture with snow
winn dixie's Avatar
^^^^^^^^^^
Hello
I'm wd
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
wd,
I told you to watch out for PM.
winn dixie's Avatar
I bet they both hauled ass to a pageant or a good wig sale. Originally Posted by R.M.
Credit card tracking shows tswd and penelope are still traveling together.
They stopped by a house of wigs. That's totally tswd.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Cell phone tracking has them at:
1064 Harlem Rd
Cheektowaga, NY

About 10 min north of some football stadium.

Do they have tickets for a game?
winn dixie's Avatar
Googled address. Lolling
Don't know bout tickets? Somebody could have given them tickets?
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
PM
Who else would be interested in Penny, other than you that is.
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Bad news folks.
On the misadventures of penelope and tswd. Penelope stepped on a piece of glass after bills game. Tswd was unable to save her. RIP Penelope and iam heartbroken.
Tswd is returning to Austin in a few days.
Meanwhile I gotta piece together their partying terror through half the US.
I'm hoping I can claim fraudulent charges to my credit card?
I need a chicken salad sammich!