Have you been f*cked by Rick Perry? Your story is worth a MILLION BUCKS!

I was gang-banged by Perry and the republican controlled legislature in that thing called “redistricting”. Mine stretches from Austin to Houston. They did give me some wet naps in the form of M. McCaul (R). He’s pretty moderate (plus he got me on a White House tour with just 3 days notice back in 2005).

Sir, I have it on good authority that Aggies enjoy passionate embraces with goats, not sheep. The idea of an Aggie with a mere sheep when they have grown accustomed to the pleasure and sensitivity of a goat is an insult to Aggies everywhere.

Hey, he's an Aggie. Surely there's a picture of him with a sheep somewhere. Originally Posted by GneissGuy

I heard that, Reya, but old habits die hard with my old pal, GG. He once forbade the use of the word GOAT in a previous lifetime!

Made it very hard to post in Central Texas forums, as I reca-a-a-a-a-ll!

So why hasn't anyone stepped forward to claim the money?

Obviously, Perry's never cheated on his wife with anybody.

Obviously, Perry's never cheated on his wife with anybody.

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

That would be the reasonable conclusion.