PIMP? Anyone? Anyone?

I need an ad like this.

Are you broke and homeless and need a job?. - 69

LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THIS IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR. LADIES 18 TO 30 OF ANY RACE, AS LONG AS YOU ARE HOT AND NOT FAT. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GHETTO FUCKING TATTOOS OR YOUR LAST PIMPS NAME ACROSS YOUR CHEST. IF YOU ARE HOMELESS ALL THE BETTER, YOU CAN STAY IN MY PIMP ASS CRIB WITH MY OTHER BITCHES. I WILL TREAT YOU GOOD. I WILL GET YOU ALL THE SMACK YOU WANT AND TEACH YOU HOW TO SUCK A DICK. MY NAME IS KING JACK AND IF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY AND BE FUCKED UP 24/7 AND SUCK SOME DICK AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND WANT ME TO BUY YOU NICE THINGS AND THEN TAKE THEM AWAY WHEN YOU DON'T ACT RIGHT AND ARE ABLE TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS THEN I AM THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANT TO BE WITH. I WILL PIMP YOUR STINKY ASS OUT ALL NIGHT LONG. YOU WILL BE WORKING OUT OF THE MOST LUXURIOUS SUPER 8 IN HOUSTON MEETING CLIENTS COMPENSATING YOU FOR YOUR DICK BLOWING SKILLS. IF YOU CALL ME YOU'D BETTER BE ABLE TO WORK TONIGHT DAMNIT. CALL ME TODAY. KING JACK XXX-XXX-XXXX. AND YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE MY CROWN TATTOO'D ON YOUR LEFT ASS CHEEK WITHIN 4 HOURS OF CALLING ME.

Poster's age: 69

It's nice to see some honesty in our sick world.

I need an ad like this.

Are you broke and homeless and need a job?. - 69

LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THIS IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR. LADIES 18 TO 30 OF ANY RACE, AS LONG AS YOU ARE HOT AND NOT FAT. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GHETTO FUCKING TATTOOS OR YOUR LAST PIMPS NAME ACROSS YOUR CHEST. IF YOU ARE HOMELESS ALL THE BETTER, YOU CAN STAY IN MY PIMP ASS CRIB WITH MY OTHER BITCHES. I WILL TREAT YOU GOOD. I WILL GET YOU ALL THE SMACK YOU WANT AND TEACH YOU HOW TO SUCK A DICK. MY NAME IS KING JACK AND IF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY AND BE FUCKED UP 24/7 AND SUCK SOME DICK AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND WANT ME TO BUY YOU NICE THINGS AND THEN TAKE THEM AWAY WHEN YOU DON'T ACT RIGHT AND ARE ABLE TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS THEN I AM THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANT TO BE WITH. I WILL PIMP YOUR STINKY ASS OUT ALL NIGHT LONG. YOU WILL BE WORKING OUT OF THE MOST LUXURIOUS SUPER 8 IN HOUSTON MEETING CLIENTS COMPENSATING YOU FOR YOUR DICK BLOWING SKILLS. IF YOU CALL ME YOU'D BETTER BE ABLE TO WORK TONIGHT DAMNIT. CALL ME TODAY. KING JACK XXX-XXX-XXXX. AND YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE MY CROWN TATTOO'D ON YOUR LEFT ASS CHEEK WITHIN 4 HOURS OF CALLING ME.

Poster's age: 69 Originally Posted by Jack Flash

LMAO!!! You should post this and see how many responses you get.

track means walking the streets Originally Posted by Latina Bella

OK, I thought he was recruiting for the 4x400m team for the london olympics.

I thought the modern term was roaching ? If he's a serious pimp he needs to get with the lingo.

His momma never told him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tez94xQKm_E

I'll post this link also, nothing to do with the thread, but I like it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFCY1...eature=related

[I got a trae/zro cd once when I entered Onyx, it was a remix, had some great tracks, some some b***d has taken it, I can;t find the tracks anywhere. Southern smoke. Maybe I'll lost some more tracks].

Here's another great track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVZz...36C2DD2B7FE33B

LMAO!!! You should post this and see how many responses you get. Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

I tried. It says my ad is too long and the language is not allowed. I will try and shorten it and make it more PG rated and post it.

I realise this is a complete diversion, but...

I bit of research, the CD I am looking for is return to the streetz, a remix with trae et al, it has the best version (IMHO) of my momma, plus many other great tracks. Strongly recommended. Even if it is associated for ever with Onyx and ladies therein. And thereout.

I'm surprised nobody brought up the Velvet Jones School of Technology skit from SNL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RrQ4FWjijI

hah Velvet Jones! exactly what I was thinking of Capt. Ya beat me to it


Awesome ad, Jack. It really captures the reality of it all.

Wow too funny. Guess sending out text messages are not enough. Lol.

Oh shooooooooooot Sir Jack found an even better way to advertise his "biz"-- Post a thread on eccie and make it a "joke" lmao Just kidding daddy flash lol

I'm thinking about paying the $2 to post an ad bashing his.. like Pimp Bashing....what do yall think Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Also beware these guys get these girls on drugs to control them even more. Pimping is not the only thing they do.

I was checking into a Notel (to meetup with a fav) and 2 guys had just walked into the lobby ahead of me to check in. There was a girl in the backseat waiting in the car, she looked submissive, about 20. It was obvious as hell they were pimps there to get her started on her work day once they got her a room. One of them (prob the assistant to the guy who was checking in) seemed like a loose cannon with mental issues blabbing about how he was just out of prison. You could tell he was the kinda dumbo psycho that the slighest thing would set him off. I guess if a guy is an aspiring pimp and needs a little more toughness he can go to his local prison about to release and find an assistant. I am sure he is a lot of fun behind closed doors probably beats the girls and I bet he's a great money manager LOL. I feel sorry for the girls who get mixed up with this trash. From what I hear, they bang the girls bareback in between appointments, etc.

The girl I was meeting is very much in control of her life and would never let low lifes like this control her.

In initially reading the article did not catch what tracking was but thanks for pointing that out. The streetwalking exposes these ladies to the elements, LE, HIV infected druggies, and criminals. I can't understand our religionist sick society in having laws against providing which dehumanize women who work in the trade. Even the Romans were more civilized in this than our current society run by corporate criminials and banksters along with their paid liars in government.

Not the worse tragedy in the hobby world but halfway there.

I'm surprised nobody brought up the Velvet Jones School of Technology skit from SNL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RrQ4FWjijI Originally Posted by Captain Correlli

Man I haven't seen that skit in years. That brings back memories.

Oh shooooooooooot Sir Jack found an even better way to advertise his "biz"-- Post a thread on eccie and make it a "joke" lmao Just kidding daddy flash lol Originally Posted by MissPrince$$

Prince$$, get it straight !!!!!!!!!! It's King Jack, not Sir. Sir is for pussies. However I do like the Daddy Flash part. Is there an upcharge for you to call me that during a session?

Jack I'll give ya the 2$ to post that shit.

I tried last night to post it and it wouldn't let me, today I tried again and it won't let me post anything. I think BP blocked my IP. Need to run to McDonalds and login with their wifi.