Encounter: @ Massage ease spa with YoYo

I called about 3:30 pm today. American male voice answered. I asked "any openings this afternoon". He said "yes, where'd you see the ad"?. Me "heard it from a friend. him "This place is closed due to prostitution". Me "that's hard to believe". him "this phone number is now tagged as part of an investigation" (or something similar) Me "forget the appointment then". him "Yes sir, good idea". Originally Posted by txman123

ROTFL!! Hilarious. Yes, this is how it should be - honest and straight up.

If Foot Spas are for feet only, does anyone know any Dick Spas?