I thought Canada was a sovereign Nation?

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My “panties” aren’t in a bunch. Canada’s are. They say they’re sovereign but pledge allegiance to some fraud who sits on a throne in England. Originally Posted by bambino

But, they are a sovereign nation.


England doesn't play any hand in governing Canada, however they ceremonially respect and view the Royals as the figureheads of the state - just like England.



England, America, Canada, and Australia are all related.


England is the old parent who lives in the family home enjoying their golden years while trying to keep peace in their neighborhood.

America is the child that broke away from their parents and wanted nothing to do with them, then later reconciled and are on OK terms with their parents.
Australia is the child that the parents sent to summer camp for being a delinquent. They then ended up being a convict, but they grew up and are now on good terms with their parent.

Canada is the child that moved away and hooked up with a Frenchie. They still love their parents, but they also love France too.


If you're claiming that Canada isn't a sovereign nation because the King on their money, and you're not also making the same stink about Australia, then you're being a hypocrite and only acknowledging evidence that backs up your claims... which isn't really any kind of evidence at all.
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  • Devo
  • 03-15-2025, 04:05 PM
Canadians love the French?

You know SHIT about Canada, they hate each other, French Canada is basically its own country, different languages, different road signs, etc.

The only people Quebecers hate more than other Canadians, is Americans.

Newfoundland, which only became part of Canada during the depression, because they were starving, feels the same way.

Americans, because we came there and fucked all their women during WW2, and Canada, who let them starve, forcing them to become part of Canada.

They may be independent, but they are still a colony until the yoke of the king or queen is gone.
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Canadians love the French?

You know SHIT about Canada, they hate each other, French Canada is basically its own country, different languages, different road signs, etc.

The only people Quebecers hate more than other Canadians, is Americans.

Newfoundland, which only became part of Canada during the depression, because they were starving, feels the same way.

Americans, because we came there and fucked all their women during WW2, and Canada, who let them starve, forcing them to become part of Canada.

They may be independent, but they are still a colony until the yoke of the king or queen is gone. Originally Posted by Devo
I visited Quebec City 15yrs ago during Jean Baptiste day. Their 4rth of July. It was disgraceful. It’s truly one of the most beautiful cities in North America. But the Fake French fucks were pissing and puking everywhere. The serve staff in the bars and restaurants were completely rude. I’ll never go back. Montreal is better. But still dominated by French culture. I can assure you they don’t kiss the Royals asses.
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  • Devo
  • 03-15-2025, 05:26 PM
We fished near Val D'or.

About 100 miles from the nearest highway, half day boat from the main camp.

I had to translate because nobody would speak English.

The worst case, was a waitress, I said, "Je non parle Francais", she replied, "Je non parle Anglaise."

So, I translated the the menu for all of us.

After eating, I used the head, came out and our waitress is standing with a trucker, smoking a cigarette and speaking clear English.

To quote South Park, "Fuck Canada".
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Canada is a sovereign nation. It is its own country. It governs itself.



Anyone who denies this is just weird. It is a fact.
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Canada is a sovereign nation. It is its own country. It governs itself.



Anyone who denies this is just weird. It is a fact. Originally Posted by onawbtngr546
You’re wrong Owbie. They’re lackies who couldn’t survive without the US. Stay tuned. Mebbe you should save up and visit there.

I was in left field for this historic Canadian moment.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-F5Hwi...1lIHJ1biAxOTkz

I was only 2yrs old when Maz did it in Pittsburgh. But Maz was in the bottom of the 9th in the 7th game. Against the Yankees. Far more spectacular.
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We'll check back every 2 weeks until annexation, Bam.

Snick
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  • Devo
  • 03-15-2025, 11:17 PM
We'll check back every 2 weeks until annexation, Bam.

Snick Originally Posted by HDGristle
No annexation, Canada would be marrying a liability and not an asset.

Socially sick, financially spends far too much on entitlements.

Some provinces yes, all of Canukistan, No.
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Even IF Canada wanted to join the union, the GOP isn't going to allow another state that would have as many electors as Blue California. If they weren't opposed to getting more seats, then DC and PR would had been states decades ago.
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But yea, the USA isn't going to get Canada unless there is a war. And thousands of troops would need to be deployed to actually take control of now hostile cities.



Oh and NATO would be activated if we chose to invade a sovereign nation.


Oh and we would be on the wrong side of history - we would be the aggressors. Just like russia and Ukraine


Oh and Canada has fucking nuclear weapons

If nukes and MAD was a deterrent during the cold war, but not literally right now, then the current administration is truly a DEI hire and oblivious, stupid, and retarded.
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  • Devo
  • 03-16-2025, 07:16 PM
Oh and Canada has fucking nuclear weapons

If nukes and MAD was a deterrent during the cold war, but not literally right now, then the current administration is truly a DEI hire and oblivious, stupid, and retarded.


:ro flmao::roflm ao:

Jeebus, worry much?

Nuclear war between Canada and the US, perhaps is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen written, seriously, Hitler is bad enough, now you want Canada to nuke us?
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Even IF Canada wanted to join the union, the GOP isn't going to allow another state that would have as many electors as Blue California. If they weren't opposed to getting more seats, then DC and PR would had been states decades ago.
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But yea, the USA isn't going to get Canada unless there is a war. And thousands of troops would need to be deployed to actually take control of now hostile cities.



Oh and NATO would be activated if we chose to invade a sovereign nation.


Oh and we would be on the wrong side of history - we would be the aggressors. Just like russia and Ukraine


Oh and Canada has fucking nuclear weapons

If nukes and MAD was a deterrent during the cold war, but not literally right now, then the current administration is truly a DEI hire and oblivious, stupid, and retarded. Originally Posted by onawbtngr546
Oh and Canada has fucking nuclear weapons

If nukes and MAD was a deterrent during the cold war, but not literally right now, then the current administration is truly a DEI hire and oblivious, stupid, and retarded.


:ro flmao::roflm ao:

Jeebus, worry much?

Nuclear war between Canada and the US, perhaps is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen written, seriously, Hitler is bad enough, now you want Canada to nuke us? Originally Posted by Devo



Canada doesn't have nukes. they'd have to ask the UK to do it for them
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  • Devo
  • 03-17-2025, 02:16 AM
Cuckanada.
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Nuclear war between Canada and the US, perhaps is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen written, seriously Originally Posted by Devo

Invading Canada is perhaps is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen written, seriously.