Pope and vance

Hijacking another thread with your trolling WYID?... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

This thread is not political, it's ecumenical, at best, and belongs in another forum, preferably with the nearly identical thread which predates this one and is the source of your transported post, which in your mind (sic?), was supposedly relative to the topic at hand of BOTH threads. Though the other thread comes with working links, videos, cartoons and GIFs, unlike this cheap knock-off.

Kick this thread to the cat box.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dalai-la...m_medium=email

https://babylonbee.com/news/dalai-la...m_medium=email Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

The money saved from cremation costs could feed 17 illegal alien, gang member, families for a month.

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/dalai-la...m_medium=email Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

LMFAO

Questions
Where's the coroner's report, autopsy
Is that really the pope laying in state at st Peter's basilica
What's vance been up to since Easter
Conspiracy!

Trump says that he is working a deal with the Vatican for him to appoint the next Pope.

It’s going to be Elon

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-front...-the-next-pope


Following the passing of Pope Francis, the Catholic Church is now deep into the process of electing a new leader. While various media outlets claim to have lists of potential candidates, only The Babylon Bee has obtained the short list of true frontrunners.


Here are the top 10 candidates to be the next pope:

1. Joe Biden: He checks all the boxes — he's in his 80s, he's Catholic, and he has a history of making heretical statements.
2. Kilmar Abrego Garcia: He'd be sure to carry on Francis's fight for open borders around the world.
3. Judge James Boasberg: He has already declared himself President of the United States, so why not Pope?
4. Luigi Mangione: This would instantly make him the most popular pontiff in the Church's history.
5. Mark Driscoll: It's time to restore masculinity to the Catholic Church.
6. Kamala Harris: She's still unemployed, and she would always be eager to bless the wine.
7. Jack Black: The Church is reportedly looking to capitalize on the popularity of the Minecraft movie, but is demanding that he keep the cartwheels to a minimum.
8. Joel Osteen: If you thought the Vatican was opulent before, you haven't seen anything yet.
9. Jake, the Catholic guy who lives down the street: He has some really unique ideas.
10. JD Vance: The position is rightfully his after he defeated Francis in single combat.

BAHHAHHAAAAAA

And we're Done.

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