Encounter: Kourtney isn't as good as she used to be

I love the house rules she sends before you arrive:

1. Only use yellow labled parking spots
2. DO not speak to my neighbors
3. DO NOT enter my closes kitchen & living room
4. Do not use my bathroom decoration towels to was hands.

Um ok.

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Setting aside her great looks, she takes the crown of being the WORST provider in the DFW area, just check out her reviews in this forum. She also goes by the name Khloe Matta. She checks your willy and rejects if it is big for her. Prices are low for a reason. IMHO, wanking off her pics better than going in person.

If you can't love on that fantastic rack, no reason to visit. Originally Posted by onlyAMPs4menow

This used to be my favorite part of seeing her, but if this is out than no reason.