Let’s all go to the movies…

Try again. “This positions it as a record-breaking opening for a non-concert documentary in the past decade”

And I certainly didn’t think the fwee-fwee pally-stine or David Hogg fan club was going to attend.

Describe anybody you know? Originally Posted by Green_Mountain

Your own copypasta post proves me right. 72% were women over 55. In statistical terms, that means "mostly old ladies". Do you even read the stuff you copy before pasting?

https://www.thewrap.com/creative-con...entary-review/

‘Melania’ Review: A Tedious, Criminally Shallow Propaganda Puff Piece

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/m...ie-review.html

Melania’ Review: 20 Stage-Managed Days in the Life of the First Lady
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Summarize
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Directed by Brett Ratner, the documentary shows a woman deeply concerned with her appearance who rarely lets us behind her facade.

Of course, if you are a MAGAdoodle, this explains it maybe…. The viewer reviews are rigged!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-d...p-melania-doc/

MAGA Desperately Posts Gushing Reviews of Flop Melania ‘Doc’

Yall enjoy your movie, boyz. Don’t forget your Kleenex!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZH

https://www.thewrap.com/creative-con...entary-review/

Ratner had unprecedented access, and yet he couldn’t find a single interaction between donald and Melania trump where it looks like they’re interested in each other. The first time we hear the President’s voice he’s calling to talk about the election results. Melania says she didn’t watch them. Then she stares dead-eyed into the middle-distance while he raves about how amazing he was. Then she hangs up, looking distracted. And this is the documentary that’s supposed to make them look good.

Holy shit

Money talks, bullshit walks


The documentary "Melania," which focuses on Melania Trump, has achieved the highest opening weekend for a documentary in over a decade, earning $8 million at the box office. It received an "A" CinemaScore from audiences, indicating strong viewer approval despite mixed critical reviews.
Fox News Variety


BAHAHAHA

Not for nothing, the director of this "documentary", for lack of a better word, was fired by Warner Bros and run out of Hollywood amid sexual misconduct allegations from six different women.

He's also mentioned, and his photos are seen, in the Epstein files.

Birds of a feather flock together! Yes they do.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/melani...-files-photos/

Money talks, bullshit walks


The documentary "Melania," which focuses on Melania trump, has achieved the highest opening weekend for a documentary in over a decade, earning $8 million at the box office. It received an "A" CinemaScore from audiences, indicating strong viewer approval despite mixed critical reviews.
Fox News Variety Originally Posted by bambino

$8 million, eh?
Only $67 million short of turning a profit



And if by "mixed critical reviews", they mean an 11% score on Rotten Tomatoes, then yeah. The reviews are "mixed"

$8 million, eh?
Only $67 million short of turning a profit



And if by "mixed critical reviews", they mean an 11% score on Rotten Tomatoes, then yeah. The reviews are "mixed"

Originally Posted by jayzee43

Reviews from TDS riddled critics. It’s the biggest selling Documentary so far in ten years. You always believe the bullshit, not the facts. It grossed 8 million in just TWO days. It’s like being in the top half of the first inning.

Reviews from TDS riddled critics. It’s the biggest selling Documentary so far in ten years. You always believe the bullshit, not the facts. It grossed 8 million in just TWO days. It’s like being in the top half of the first inning. Originally Posted by bambino

Still $67 million in the hole. No other documentary has ever cost so much to produce and promote.

A completely unnecessary amount of money was spent. It was nothing more than Bezos trying to curry favor with Dear Leader.

You MAGAs are so gullible and obedient. My god.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/202...ne-of-interest

No doubt there is a great documentary to be made about Melania Knauss, the ambitious model from out of Slovenia who married a New York real-estate mogul and then found herself cast in the role of a latter-day Eva Braun, but the horrific 'Melania' emphatically isn’t it. It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality. I’m not even sure it qualifies as a documentary, exactly, so much as an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch and proffered like a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne.

YIKES

That's the best review she got. Whomever thought one goddamn person wants to know more about uneducated Mel, inarticulate and feckless, was wrong. She's a footnote in all of this. Just another Epstein whore floated over to Donnie - likely still dripping sloppy seconds from Lil Jeffrey. She's a glam-glom...and a repulsive one at that. Despite having been in the United States over 20 years, this bitch still cannot fucking speak proper English or use pronouns. Oh my God if she was brown and spoke in a Spanish accent , ice would have to throw her in a cell and violate her rights too. Or just straight shoot her in the face for wearing a coat that says" I don't really care -do you?". Blam, Blam, Blam

I just saw the Melania movie with Robin. It was AWESOME!

https://x.com/barrycunningham/status...193713627?s=42


BAHAHAHA

I just saw the Melania movie with Robin. It was AWESOME!

https://x.com/barrycunningham/status...193713627?s=42


BAHAHAHA

https://fortune.com/2026/02/03/who-i...ffice-success/

https://fortune.com/2026/02/03/who-i...ffice-success/

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Brought in $18 million, after costing only $3 million to produce. Take note, Bam. This is when it's appropriate to say "money talks, bullshit walks".

For those keeping score at home, that's:
Iron Lung +15 million
Melania -67 million

I just saw the Melania movie with Robin. It was AWESOME!

https://x.com/barrycunningham/status...193713627?s=42


BAHAHAHA Originally Posted by bambino

"I'm not just saying that because I'm a trump supporter and I run a trump channel"

Holy shit