Protection

LOL. It reminds me of this joke.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don’t," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there’s a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn’t crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out laughing.
"What’s so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Karla if you want me to stop & buy a bunch of different brands so that we can Rate them just let me know!!!! ))) Originally Posted by Crispy1969
Well, PM me
I am in on that too Karla. I would love to help you find the best one's
Ive been curious about the female condom...
Is it better feeling for the guy?

To answer marcus... I think the lady should "always" be prepared!
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I was with aa girl who used the flavor ones
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  • Mokoa
  • 10-24-2011, 11:48 PM
Ive been curious about the female condom...
Is it better feeling for the guy? Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti
I remember reading a description in the Austin forums where the guy equated it to fucking a Ziploc bag.
Ewwww
That doesnt sound like a good feeling
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lifestyles thin are probably my fav....
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Karla PM Sent
Condoms are such a personal thing for guys and girls. Most of the ladies I know don't like the taste of the Trojans. As far as us guys are concerned we have to worry about the "garotte" (to tight!) or the slippers (too loose). Of course there is the dreaded feeling of having your dick inside a sleeve of plastic it might as well be a strap-on for all the feeling you are going to get.

Almost every lady I know provides the condoms, and most provide a variety. I have learned to have some of my own available just in case, but it seems most of the ladies are mistrustful of condoms provided by the guys. I guess there is some asshat out there punching holes in his condom.

I am pleased to say that the ladies I have been with have always been prepared, and have been more than willing to find the right condom to make our time together the best it can be.
"I guess there is some asshat out there punching holes in his condom." Originally Posted by Rover14
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No kidding, thats just wrong.
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lifestyles thin are probably my fav.... Originally Posted by sajay5
"Lifestyles" r my favorite can't go no where with out them lol
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I remember reading a description in the Austin forums where the guy equated it to fucking a Ziploc bag. Originally Posted by Mokoa
Wow!!

"Lifestyles" r my favorite can't go no where with out them lol Originally Posted by Sonya
Agreed!! I guess its true perv minds errr great minds think alike!
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Wow!!



Agreed!! I guess its true perv minds errr great minds think alike! Originally Posted by mojojo213
wee!