Outed by a Hair !

Well dont pull on it while you moan in pleasure LMAO

hilarious thread

remove the rubber

I'm a lucky man. I have a herd of nieces with long hair of various colors running thru the house all the time. There be wild hairs everywhere!

my hair is all natural redhead .(and i get in trouble all the time).

haley rose

Plus pony tails help w performance. Haha. Ahem, You know what I mean. Mine is always getting in the way. But I'll never cut it. My Ezra club loves it!! Especially when theyre behind me. Lol. Mmmuah.

I love good smelling perfume, but never wear any when preparing for a date
scented soap is all (victorias secret is my fav)

Luckily for me I can say that one of my daughters hairs' might've wound up in my underwear when I did our laundry. The draw back is if the hair is any other color than brunette, I have to come up with something fast! :P Originally Posted by Desperado

I reckon you don't get anything dry cleaned... Or happen to stop by a washateria after your lunch break to remove a steak sauce stain very often. Those public washing machines are notorious for providing excuses...lol I actually used the public washing machine excuse in college when someone happened to find a pair of women's undergarments in my laundry basket

This excludes bachelors. Lol. Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

Glad I'm a bachelor, I've only seen pictures but I'm betting you look gorgeous with long hair!

Not only hair, but GLITTER. My atf wears lots of glitter and gets it all over the car seat as she's bbbjing me as we drive to and from her place. I had to tell the SO that my work associate spilled it out of her purse. Still don't know if that one flew!

Talking about the ponytail, that provides one of my favorite sights. Having a sweet thing kneeling between your legs on the bed, industriously working on a bbbj. Her long flowing hair gets in her way, so she sits up, raises her arms ( and boobs), and puts her hair into the pony tail. Ummm, that just hits me right. lol

I know you always look forward to your visits here; and once again ===> you have tales to take back with you and remember until the next time...
Glad you are enjoying yourself.....

I reckon you don't get anything dry cleaned... Originally Posted by tex84

I do actually... I just don't usually take my boxer briefs to the cleaners... That'll be weird.... :P

And Ladies. Hummm, Hummm, your attention please!
Lipstick on underwear is only funny when you do it. When he gets home it is not funny. My S/O examines everything that goes iinto the washing machine. I didn't notice the red stain. I had to explain how my Jockies shorts had a nicely formed lip print close to the fly.
Honey, I soiled my shorts and found these under the seat. I think Ron was playing a joke on me.
I use my oldest friend in the group and wingman as an excuse for most everything.
Bill Clinton and I now have much in common.

This thread is pretty funny ... brought back memories of my old man getting busted because of hairs on his clothes that didn't belong to my mom LOL... Awwww the shit us guys get into

One time I got some lipstick on my t-shirt during a session. The very nice young lady offered to launder it and return it to my work, but there was no way I could come up with a decent cover story for that.

I just asked her to throw it away. I stopped home and changed into a fresh t-shirt on my way back to work.