WTF..THE CONDOM BROKE

Never had one break in 3 plus years, ... Originally Posted by London Rayne

You're talking about a different condom each time, right?

I haul my tush right to the local pharmacy to get the morning after pill, get an STD test at the local Planned Parenthood the next day and take a little break till the results come back.

Shit happens!

I was just thinking about this walking on the beach the other day! I have ALWAYS brought my own condoms! No lub and they fit like a glove. Because one size does NOT fit all! LOL Never had it happen!

This is not common in my world. It's never happened to me in the hobby. If a guy is too small for a trojan. He'll have to be comfortable with a female condom. This is one of the reasons why I prefer female condoms they're much stronger which makes it harder to break PLUS they protect more skin.

Hold on to the base of the condom while withdrawing from the man hole.

This is not common in my world. It's never happened to me in the hobby. If a guy is too small for a trojan. He'll have to be comfortable with a female condom. This is one of the reasons why I prefer female condoms they're much stronger which makes it harder to break PLUS they protect more skin. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I can never get a female condom to stay in! The rubber ring always pops out or lays to the side....it never goes to the bottom. Or do you put the female condomn on the guy forst? Please explain. Lol

Use double sided tape?

I find it very relaxing to remain inside a lady, laying next to her, still inside, after I pop. Usually just a minute or two. Once, we sort of dozed for a few minutes both of us. Junior had shrunk down and he slid out of her, leaving the condom in her. The entrance to the condom was still outside of her vagina at that point, so I pulled it out of her without any leakage.

I have never had a condom break on me, but the number of condoms I have tested is pretty small.

Little humor about condom testing. On one occassion, lady and I had done our business, then had laid there holding each other and just talking. Realized I needed to hit the road, so I excused myself and headed to the bathroom to relieve myself and hit the shower. I was still a bit erect from the cuddle time. Was standing over the porcelain throne to urinate, when suddenly I had a strange, hot, but heavy feeling down there. Looked down to see that I had filled the used condom with urine, it was filled like a water balloon. Never leaked, held up like a real champ. Gave me a bit of confidence in the condom manufacturers.

Guess that story could have been told in one of those "most embarassing moments" threads, but I never let the lady know what happened. Just removed the condom, emptied it, then flushed it before I hit the shower.

I can never get a female condom to stay in! The rubber ring always pops out or lays to the side....it never goes to the bottom. Or do you put the female condomn on the guy forst? Please explain. Lol Originally Posted by AlluringExotic

Use a toy and push it in. The reason why it comes out is because it's not secured in properly. You could always ask your client to assist you. hehe lol

Use a toy and push it in. The reason why it comes out is because it's not secured in properly. You could always ask your client to assist you. hehe lol Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I tried, but couldn't push it in very far!!

My youngest daughter was born.
She was strong willed before she even was.

With a provider?

Getting tested immediately after will most likely prove nothing, other than you probably already had something beforehand.

Getting tested immediately after will most likely prove nothing, other than you probably already had something beforehand. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Yikes..Rambro is right for once lol! Sorry bro...had to.

don't they make suspenders for those things?