[POLL] How often do providers fake it?

There is a short list waiting to happen.

I love it when you get a lousy faker. It sounds like a bad seventies porn movie. All you need is the bum-bumpa-wow-wow in the background. I actually was just about to bust one time and this fake bitch started her fako and it made me lose my hard on and I started laughing. She got pissed. Fuck her. At least I got a good laugh out of it. Fuck it I can rub one out anytime so I didn't miss shit.

They fake it!!! What the hell is next ..... Someone is probably state that Santa Claus is not real, too. Originally Posted by pyramider

LOL! I donno... I went the middle way. I have no doubt many do, but several here are protesting they don't. The reason I started this poll was to start a little discussion. I don't mind if they genuinely happen to get off... I LOVE DATY! But I find it REALLY distracting if she gets off and seems fake. I was hoping the poll would show that most don't fake it ever (so that I it will be easier for me to get back into it if someone is a bad actress; I can pretend it was real, lol).

Option 1 of course. I am not faking crap...only a bf should give a flip if I get off or not lol. Guys are not here to get me off, though I am a pretty dead giveaway when I do. I laugh out loud after...it's just a reflex ha ha. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Haha.

No matter what time you see a provider, your the FIRST provider of the day! I'm always that lucky!

Instead of how many fake it, perhaps we should inquire how many don't? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

LOL, SL. Hey, if you love the illusion, more power to you, but I'm a numbers guy.

I love it when you get a lousy faker. It sounds like a bad seventies porn movie. All you need is the bum-bumpa-wow-wow in the background. I actually was just about to bust one time and this fake bitch started her fako and it made me lose my hard on and I started laughing. She got pissed. Fuck her. At least I got a good laugh out of it. Fuck it I can rub one out anytime so I didn't miss shit. Originally Posted by burkalini

Haha. Good story. It entertained me.

Very interesting ladies and gents.