Anyone ever been caught?

This thread keeps reminding me of incidents from the past. A provider that I know makes an annual visit to NYC where she works for a madam down there. She related to me the most unusual request she ever had. A customer called & requested that his fantasy was to get fucked while ridding in the back seat of a taxi going through the Holland Tunnel. My friend admitted that it was quite exciting however she was more then a little concerned that the cab driver seemed more interested in looking in the rear view mirror then keeping his eyes on the road ahead. Luckily, no accidents.

In my opinion, you should have taken care of your SO last night, if you know what i mean. Sleeping in the guest bedroom would have been a mistake on my part if I did it.
We have always slept in the same bed, even if we were upset at each other.
DENY< DENY< DENT and make light of any situation that comes up. Originally Posted by cnym

cnym - I must have been dropping other "hints" that lead her to go off like this. I thought about trying to take care of things this way, but she was not buying it last night. It was my 1st night in "Chateau Bow Wow", but probably more my doing than hers. Working through it today.

It's hard sometimes to look at your own actions objectively. You think you're being carefully, but it's the subtleties that get you caught.

Okay.....
I kind of keep a low profile.... and I see a limitted number of providers.... but in my private life.... I take pictures of a few girls in the Buffalo area for a well known national website. I'm pretty much a smooth talker and have convinced almost every girl that I have photographed that they would get a spike in sales if they did a sex video or pictures with me. (And it really is that simple).
So I've been busted twice -- once by a family member -- which wasn't too too bad -- because he really couldn't say anything to anyone -- because he would have had to admit that he was looking for porn. We both had a pretty good laugh about it.
The second time I got busted was just recently. I work at a local Country Club and keep all of my secondary job pretty hush hush. Well... this guy has no wife and is kind of a character -- and he says to me -- you look familiar.... and I kind of just say .... blah blah blah.... and he says to me -- NO -- I think I've seen you fucking a 25 year old black chick and a 35 year old big titted girl on a website. I tried the DENY DENY DENY route -- but that works better with girls who will believe anything if you want them to believe it badly enough.
Anyways.. word has spread slowly through the club... and most of the members like me... SOOOO when the cool members ask me if it's true... I kind of just give a knowing nod. When any "uncool" member of the club asks me about it --- DENY, DENY, Deny. -- and I tell them that I should be so lucky --- being a 53 year old fat bald guy. And then I ask them what they are smoking --- Deny and Distract and Obfuscate. I could be a politician -- but then I'd get caught for real!!!!
And before I sign off -- I should warn you ALL --- that it ain't easy being me --
Have a great weekend,
Paul

All these stories seem to bring back memories. Getting a blow job while driving brought back a memory of an instance that happened at AC many years ago. I believe both participants have moved away now or at least don't come around anymore, so its safe to tell the story. The guy in question was a nervous type & afraid to get caught in a parked car so he liked to drive around while getting blowed. The lady involved was nick named "Maxwell House" ( as in good to the last drop) for her powers with the tongue. As the act reached culmination the climax was so violent that it caused the gentleman to loose control of his car & they struck an abandoned building. No injuries to either participant & only slight damage to the car, so they escaped without getting caught.

nyguy: Your memories take me back to a better day. Guys with deep pockets and ones pretending to have deep pockets at the bar. Me sitting in a booth, no one knew who I was but the owner. Just waiting for girls that where ok by the owner. Getting what the others where done with. Or was not having luck that night, and owner sent my way.

But this thread is about being caught. Only by the US Coast Guard, or guys on fishing boats. Neither making much of it. Or having fun watching.

A long time ago in a land far, far away...

I was traveling well over a couple thousand miles from home for a multi-week training course. I decided I was going to show up "single".

One of the few times in my life I was picked up in a bar. We had a nice 10 day romance and I was honest in the sense that I was saying nothing could come of it due to the distance. It was a tryst and she was okay with it.

She wrote me a nice letter that wasn't graphic but was clear about our farewell night and how she felt about it and us. She sent it about two weeks after I left and I had it in my office work drawer. I kept it for a few days to think about whether I would respond and if so, how.

Bizarrely, my bride accompanied me that weekend to my office where I was doing some homework for night classes. When I went to the bathroom, she needed a pen and opened my work drawer.

BAM!!!

Busted.

I came back in the office and she was sitting in the chair reading the letter.

Phuck me.

My stomach dropped through the floor.

Forgiven but not forgotten.

Wow. Great stories. Except any pain & suffering you experienced. Being a newbie, this is helpful. What did I learn? Lie like a rug.

Make sure... double sure... and when done there... triple sure.. .you have covered your tracks. This includes, texting, email, phone calls, voicemail, internet history, righ tdown to your damn Easypass.... make sure you have these tracks covered, with good excuses for their use, and you may not succeed in dodging "the Eye" but without any proof its nothing more than suspicion. oh and when you can, reverse the arugment back to her... that sometimes works...

It seems everyday a new getting caught story comes back to me, this one again involves AC many years ago in its hay day. Seems two guys worked together, one frequented the AC the other had never been there. Guy 1 would come into work every day & tell guy 2 about this hot chick at AC who could suck the plating off a door knob. He'd try & convince guy 2 to come down & try her out. After much relenting guy 2 agreed to come down & try this hot chick. The two guys sat in a booth waiting for Miss Hottie to come in, Guy 1 watching the door, guy 2 with his back to it. Guy 1 spots her coming in & calls her over to the booth. Guy 2 looks up to see his daughter standing there. That was a bad one!

Guy 2 looks up to see his daughter standing there. That was a bad one! Originally Posted by nyguy

My worst nightmare.

My second worst is having my daughter bring to the house a friend that I'd "met".

Well...have come into a couple small world situations...

A while back I got to be friends with a Rochester dancer...nothing much, but grabbing breakfast or lunch once in while. She then disappeared from the clubs...ah well. About a year later I go to Lookers in Syracuse and find her dancing there (her parents had found out about her dancing and lowered the boom...so, when she went to SU for her Masters...she picked up again. We renewed our friendship...even got a Polaroid of us together at the club with her full name and phone. Around that time I accompany my wife to a co-worker's house for a party and there's something about the voice of the co-worker that get's my attention...I connect the dots and realize this is my friend's Mom...

More recently, I again made friends with a Rick's dancer who had attended the same HS as my kids, only a few years prior...but one of her younger sisters came to my daughter's graduation party...

I wouldn't say I got 'caught' as much as I've been revealing pieces and my wife wanted to start talking about them last night.

Should make for an interesting week or two.

My worst nightmare.

My second worst is having my daughter bring to the house a friend that I'd "met". Originally Posted by NormalBob

Would that be a male you have gotten to know. Or a female you have really gotten to know?


Butch works nights. Gets out of work early. Comes home to find fem lover is not home. Mad she leaves home to have some fun. Goes in to a strip club to find fem out with other fems and at stage giving $'s to stripper willing to go anywhere for the dollar. Old guy giving more dollars to the fem, to watch the great show. Old guy use to date butch's mother. Last night. Am I safe ?

When I was on staff at ASPD, we had requests in Dallas alone several times a week from men who were busted by their wives.

Computer and cell phones were usually the cause.

a) get a hobby phone

b) Use the private browsing feature in Firefox or IE. (I prefer the firefox implementation). Originally Posted by cpi3000

All too true.

CPI, what are you doing on NY board. I moved from Dallas to NW PA about six months ago. Do miss the Dallas scene

LD

Last night. Am I safe ? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

You live a fascinating life. What are the odds of that being random?