How to assure you WON'T get a date...

Interesting? Maybe. Scary? Probably. Originally Posted by Staci Stacked

yes!... a very scary sort of interesting.

Hope you don't mind doing it in the cab of his PU while his bluetick hound watches. Originally Posted by Muffrider

You know if the dog is only observing and not directly involved, might not be so bad..

You know if the dog is only observing and not directly involved, might not be so bad.. Originally Posted by malwoody

Oh my, what a classy gentlemen. I feel like sometimes these guys forget that we are human beings as well. Manners should never be wavered no matter the circumstance. Originally Posted by TabooTanner

Let us guess. Are these guys single, 40, and never had a date outside of the hobby?

All girls are human, and should be treated as such.

JR

Not only are the e-mails getting out of hand, but also clients trying to haggle with you before the session about lowering your rates. If I say no to your first inquiry about donation prices being dropped, that's the bottom line.
I'm sure with all the providers in town right now, everyone can find someone they want to visit with and at the price they want them at.

Sorry Staci. When I get a phone I'll call, but I likes what I likes....

This would be my reply:

Hello Mr,

I am sorry you don't have a phone, maybe you should take a whole 50 bucks and go get one. Then if you been to my ad then you would have seen I will not discuss actions and money period.You also would have seen I need 2 verifiable references you should have sent in your email. And since your limit is 200 well my rate is double for one's like you. So since you have went against all the above, I Decline! Thank you for not wasting my time in the future.

Have a better than great day!

I'm sure most ladies would agree, this email is NOT a great way to start out our friendship! lmao! I just had to share because it's so ridiculous and sets the standard of a guaranteed NO reply!

"I dont have a phone so i cant call you...i dont think i should have to miss out on you because i dont have a phone lol....i have seen a few girls on here i can give u them as references...hit me up my name is r***...i have a oral fetish and would like to 69 u have to be ok with me licking your ass and a facial ending..yes this email is a tad vulgar im sorry i just want what i enlisted above nothing more nothing less!!! again im real and rdy right now just email me back and we can have some fun...200 is most im willing to spend and that's for "full" hour."


Oh heck yeah, I'm rushing right over, Ryan! Originally Posted by Staci Stacked

Oh hell if I ever send a PM or email that bad and offensive, ladies please tell me.
~ damn what is with all these PMs all of a sudden? ~

You know if the dog is only observing and not directly involved, might not be so bad.. Originally Posted by malwoody

Yeah, but you know how ole Blue gets. First he'll start sniffing around, then he'll want to clean up any leftovers, and if you really get him going he'll be showing her his "lipstick case."

Yeah, but you know how ole Blue gets. First he'll start sniffing around, then he'll want to clean up any leftovers, and if you really get him going he'll be showing her his "lipstick case." Originally Posted by Muffrider

That's funny..after all he is a dog..LOL