The Number One Reason Not To See A Provider

They work with a partner who is male and carry handcuffs.

fake pics
no bbbj
dirty incall

OK, so after viewing the poll results so far......fake pics is the main reason.

So, riddle me this batman.......

Some of y'all say fake pics are a no go, but when I see some of the reviews and y'all put out in the open for all to see, "The pics aren't of her, but damn close" or "The pics aren't her, but I decided to stay cause she's cute," why? Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking.

Y'all make me chuckle.

Good poll Allie.....missed a few, but you already said that.

youll never see me stay...ive had a provider recently show up and her pics were 40lbs ago and 10 yrs ago...

OK, so after viewing the poll results so far......fake pics is the main reason.

So, riddle me this batman.......

Some of y'all say fake pics are a no go, but when I see some of the reviews and y'all put out in the open for all to see, "The pics aren't of her, but damn close" or "The pics aren't her, but I decided to stay cause she's cute," why? Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking.

Y'all make me chuckle.

Good poll Allie.....missed a few, but you already said that. Originally Posted by MsElena

They work with a partner who is male and carry handcuffs. Originally Posted by dirty dog

And we have a winner!!!!
I was reading through all the post and when I got to that I really did
Ranking IMHO

2nd (first on the pole) is fake pitures. I understand no face pictures but WTF with the FAKE body pictures.
3rd Dirty Nasty Incall - just makes me shiver thinking it.
4th NCNS - I can and have accepted NCNS but only if there is a good reason.

The others on the list are not even a factor for me..
BBBJ - its nice but not a deal breaker for me - hell I guess I'm still new enough that I'm happy they are even down there covered or not.
DFK - Yes I luv to kiss - not saying I'm good at it. but it is still not a deal breaker.
High Volume - this one makes me laugh still - if the lady is clean and safe this should not be a factor -
sure I don't want to High Five the guy leaving before me or after me but damn if I was that worried about
who and how many a girls been with, I'd think I would have to find I new hobby!

If she is known to do BBFS ! If she has a possessive SD! If the pics she posts shows huge pulsating faver blisters on her mouth (believe me... ive seen a few!)

OK, so after viewing the poll results so far......fake pics is the main reason.

So, riddle me this batman.......

Some of y'all say fake pics are a no go, but when I see some of the reviews and y'all put out in the open for all to see, "The pics aren't of her, but damn close" or "The pics aren't her, but I decided to stay cause she's cute," why? Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking.
Y'all make me chuckle.

Good poll Allie.....missed a few, but you already said that. Originally Posted by MsElena

You answered your own question... "Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking."
We can all say that we would walk out or shut the door but we probably wouldn't...

Word is that you are mostly a MUDPUPPY so how do you do that looks stuff with a straight face?

What Scorpio31 said about you is what I am relaying Originally Posted by catnipdipper

Dammit dipper, I gave the shoe back to your future wife Wednesday afternoon; she's all yours now, so lighten up on me man, I'm just trying to promote 'world peace'!

OK, so after viewing the poll results so far......fake pics is the main reason.

So, riddle me this batman.......

Some of y'all say fake pics are a no go, but when I see some of the reviews and y'all put out in the open for all to see, "The pics aren't of her, but damn close" or "The pics aren't her, but I decided to stay cause she's cute," why? Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking.

Y'all make me chuckle.

Good poll Allie.....missed a few, but you already said that. Originally Posted by MsElena

...trying to hold the big head accountable when you know damn good and well, the small head runs most of these guys!!

ala carte menu.
no msog
known to leave after only half the time is up.
review said her holiest of holies smelled like a hobo's breath. lol
bad location
Not showing up, I call this the Skyler Moon. lol

Just some other reasons. Like I said it might be 2 or 3 things added up and I just lose interest.

Combination of things already mentioned. I'll say some of them again for reiterative emphasis.

Piss poor attitude. I put this first because this sets the tone (or fucks it up) for the whole evening. Acting like you're doing me a favor by taking my $ (and by taking I mean conning me out of it) will not only get you NOT seen again, but it will lead to a bad review AND you possibly getting cussed out. I probably won't do the last one...unless her attitude is just WAAAY out there.

Acting like you're scared/too disgusted to touch a dick, that's close kin to attitude. This is the wrong business for that. It'd be one thing if I had a chewed up, scaly, reptilian looking meat with sores or some shit all over it. Not only am I usually well groomed down below, but I happen to think my dick's not all that bad looking, as far as dicks go in the looks dept (whatever that means ).

Cbj is not a dealbreaker, but don't try to put a rubber on a limp noodle. Hell, if you want to be technical, the INSTRUCTIONS say to put it on an ERECT penis, so you're fucking up already. It's like putting a sock on a stick of melted butter...as in EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to do. Mutual touching, sucking on the titties, etc, those things tend to trigger blood flow to the wood. I know every girl's not a kisser. If you're not, at least allow some contact to happen before you try to cover us up.

No MSOG. Not necessarily a dealbreaker, but MSOG friendly providers get bumped to the front of the line. I'll be hesitant to see a nonMSOG'er and will definitely weigh other options, even though the older we guys get, the least likely a second pop wil happen. Still we'd like to believe it COULD happen.

Odor. Nothing's worse than a smelly kitty/ass. NOTHING. This should be #1, actually.

Fake pics/NCNS patterns/obvious or overbearing management.

bad reviews Originally Posted by rharley

+1..

why? Besides the obvious....your dick does too much of the thinking. Originally Posted by MsElena

WELL DUUUHH...!!!...LOL

From the ladies side it is certainly a weakness that can be exploited and has been since..oh probably the dawn of time..

Combination of things already mentioned. I'll say some of them again for reiterative emphasis.

Piss poor attitude. I put this first because this sets the tone (or fucks it up) for the whole evening. Acting like you're doing me a favor by taking my $ (and by taking I mean conning me out of it) will not only get you NOT seen again, but it will lead to a bad review AND you possibly getting cussed out. I probably won't do the last one...unless her attitude is just WAAAY out there.


Odor. Nothing's worse than a smelly kitty/ass. NOTHING. This should be #1, actually. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Dirty nasty incall, cat shit, cat food all over, some ass hole sitting in the front room, other crap, plus smelling like a pool hall from all the smoke and etc.

French Pedicure with razor like nails.

Bunions

Crusty heels

Bigger and taller than I am


Other than these I am a slut Originally Posted by catnipdipper

In my circle of friends "slut" is a term of respect when addressing another male.

Dealbreakers

1. Her voice is deeper than Omahans.
2. She offers BBFS cause she did it with my friend but she can't remember his name.
3. Her shoes are bigger than mine.
4. I call to see if she want's anything to eat before I get there and she orders a Whopper w extra onions.
5. She tells me COG was a bad date.
6. She's taller than me with heels on

Disclaimer: Bobby Upside is exempt from #6 because she can wear whatever she wants..

Man, I didn't realize I was so picky..