Most annoying three words to hear while having sex:
"HONEY! I'M HOME!"
- HlavinKitheri
- 12-19-2011, 12:34 PM
- Sam54
- 12-19-2011, 09:37 PM
- cnyred
- 12-20-2011, 06:59 AM
"That's extra."
- Tiger
- 12-20-2011, 07:10 AM
I've retired
or is it
I've unretired
or is it
I've unretired
- offshoredrilling
- 12-20-2011, 10:02 AM
right now for me
VP = verified provider LOL
VP = verified provider LOL
- Sweet Destiny
- 12-20-2011, 04:33 PM
I HATE when people talk like this:
" OMG, like really, i just like went to ummm the mall and like bought ummm like a lot of clothes and umm then like ate some food and the like went home."
That is the most ANNOYING thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXO DESTINY XOXOXO
" OMG, like really, i just like went to ummm the mall and like bought ummm like a lot of clothes and umm then like ate some food and the like went home."
That is the most ANNOYING thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXO DESTINY XOXOXO
- JONBALLS
- 12-20-2011, 04:44 PM
"can you stop on your way and buy me a box of condoms?"
- offshoredrilling
- 12-20-2011, 05:19 PM
from before higher health risk and may have been the start of why some married guys got into hobby if heard from SO
almost forgotten today
"Rabbit died"
almost forgotten today
"Rabbit died"
- HlavinKitheri
- 12-21-2011, 02:00 PM
Whenever I hear "worst thing EVER!" I think, ...
Ethnic Cleansing?
Nazi Germany?
Bubonic Plague?
Finding out they mean the latest Flaming Lips album or the long line at the Apple Store really helps me put those other things into perspective.
Ethnic Cleansing?
Nazi Germany?
Bubonic Plague?
Finding out they mean the latest Flaming Lips album or the long line at the Apple Store really helps me put those other things into perspective.
- Frankie Fine
- 12-21-2011, 11:08 PM
- JONBALLS
- 12-22-2011, 03:19 AM
me: places box of condoms on the counterI am guilty, has happened. Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
cashier: typical funny look and starts smirking
me: Their for ME!!!!!!........... WHAT????!!............ I CAN GET LAID!!!!!
cashier: ya................suuuurrre ya can buddy...
me: just give me my GODDAMN CHANGE!!!
- offshoredrilling
- 12-22-2011, 09:27 AM
LOL and your a better looking guy than me
me: Marlboro box please
cashier: honey I got a box I want to sell ya
Ok it only happened once. but she was good to go
topic mmmmmm
voice mail is full
me: Marlboro box please
cashier: honey I got a box I want to sell ya
Ok it only happened once. but she was good to go
topic mmmmmm
voice mail is full
- NormalBob
- 12-22-2011, 07:00 PM
Without repeating any of the above... I hope:
"I'm running late. I need 15 more minutes."
"I don't have any condoms. Next time will be even better."
"My cell phone died."
"I love you. You're great. I'd like to borrow some money but I'll pay you back."
"I thought you wouldn't mind if I canceled our appointment. This other guy works out of town a lot and can only see me occasionally."
"Your cock is too big." [That one is annoying on 3 different levels]
"Can you pay for the room?"
"I don't really mean 'one hour', I meant until you've been satisfied."
"Can you buy me some (condoms, wine, liquor, lube...I've heard a few)?"
"I'm running late. I need 15 more minutes."
"I don't have any condoms. Next time will be even better."
"My cell phone died."
"I love you. You're great. I'd like to borrow some money but I'll pay you back."
"I thought you wouldn't mind if I canceled our appointment. This other guy works out of town a lot and can only see me occasionally."
"Your cock is too big." [That one is annoying on 3 different levels]
"Can you pay for the room?"
"I don't really mean 'one hour', I meant until you've been satisfied."
"Can you buy me some (condoms, wine, liquor, lube...I've heard a few)?"