The Palace Inn.
I don't know? I've never been to one--but it's on my bucket list though. heh!-- I know that they've got locations all over Houston and I couldn't help but chuckle when I passed by one here in San Antonio just the other day.
I thinck that they might have a "luxury jacuzzi suite" ....along with the finest of "private, in-your-room, Adult video entertainment"...all at hourly rates.
Damn...I'm getting all horned-up just thinking about it...tff!
Good Luck! If nothing else, drop some Alka-Seltzers in the tub.
(Likinikki taught me that one! )
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