Review of myself

Hey fastcar....
See if you were a hermophodite with a john holmes sausage you could just retire and stay home and fuck yurself!! haha
save alot of money that way!!
malwoody's Avatar
Was it MSOG? Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
Never lets you down etc..
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it.

An oldie but a goodie.
BigMikeinKC's Avatar
Did you at least use your left hand so it felt like someone else was doing you?
Starry69's Avatar
Does your right hand have a "friend" for a doubles match?