Today's Lesson for Providers/Hobbiest ** PLEASE READ **

KlassyKelliAnn's Avatar
You should come back as an anal probe. Originally Posted by pyramider

LMFAO!!!!!!!




KKA
NIKKILOVE's Avatar
Don't let it get you down krissy. A few years ago I was a provider in Dallas. I met another provider in Austin on a trip. She was a few doors down from me at the hotel. We booked a few sessions together. A few days later... my name was all over Eccie saying that I had a pimp. When in fact that was far from the truth. Come to find out.. she did have one..who was at another hotel down the street and after I left Austin apparently some one had some issues with her. But because the first time he seen her..he also saw me .. we were "assumed" to be together--by then I was back in Dallas.

Needless to say I was new in the game and did not know to watch out. Nor did I have any one to warn me. It took me a while to get past those post. BUT TRUST that people who know you and know you are a good provider will not care what some one post. Surely any one on here with a brain will know that not every one here is legit (hobbiest included!) Some of these people just talk to hear them selves!

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP and do what you do best!!

good luck sweetie.
Sarunga's Avatar
Unlike krissy, I am not tied to a handle.......when "deerhunter" did not work for me, I reinvented myself as "dearhunter"......I used smoke and mirrors to befuddle the hooker board police......next time I am going to come back as "God"........sarunga should come back as horsefly.......then, he can be my favorite. Originally Posted by dearhunter
There is really no need to explain....it just "did not work for you".

In certain parlances, this would be termed a pussy of the first order and of the first kind.
dearhunter's Avatar
See krissy.......that is how you befuddle them.
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 01-05-2012, 08:01 AM
"I advertise the pussy. I clean the pussy. I keep it STD free. I work it."

That was the best rant I've ever heard. Damn mami, you laid it down...lol
boardman's Avatar
The fucktard Trinity:

dearhunter the Father
Wakeup The Son
TG the Holy Gator
Wakeup's Avatar
Oh fuck that was fail...anyone going to help Sarunga NOT look like a hopeless moron or are we going to let it continue?
TexasGator's Avatar
Hell no. Been a shortage of mice lately.
dearhunter's Avatar
I'm with Satin.......krissy is happening in a hooktard kind of way.

Wakeup, quit fucking with my buzz.....ijs.
Jack Flash's Avatar
But don't ever forget the "God" title is reserved for the mods. And carkido. And Tbonetas. And jack flash. And... Originally Posted by TexasGator
First time I've been called GOD by a man. kinda creepy
proper's Avatar
been shortage of drama lately. I hope OP posts again...she has clarity of vision
Sarunga's Avatar
See krissy.......that is how you befuddle them. Originally Posted by dearhunter
No krissy.....that's how you "double-befuddle" them.....and that's using only the mirror.....images.


Oh fuck that was fail...anyone going to help Sarunga NOT look like a hopeless moron or are we going to let it continue? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
.....see.
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