The Lies A Guy Will Tell to Get Inside Her Pants

Gonzo DFW's Avatar
One in six, wow! Surrprising, but I've never tried it so I wouldn't know.
Lana Warren's Avatar
But I do....I swear it....
I'll even leave my wife for you! To be totally honest you're the only provider I've even seen in the last 2 years.




(for the slow ones this is merely an example of a couple of lies....heck I haven't even seen her........honest) Originally Posted by L.A.

Yep, heard that one before! Lol.
Big Daddy Moose's Avatar
I don't know any women that pay for sex(though I'm sure such women exist and there has been a bit more of a cougar type thing going on now that some women have nice paying civie jobs).... Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine
Several women have offered to pay me .... Sorry that was a lie
KlassyKelliAnn's Avatar
I know there are hundreds of lines guys use daily. Especially when you were in your younger days.......I would post some but wanna see if anyone will be honest and list them.


KKA
Guess I am easy and I like it that way, all they have to do and look interested in my like they would really love to fuck my brains out and I am then willing and ready to go.


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Randy4Candy's Avatar
...and don't let anyone tell you that "honesty is the best policy." Even back when I was in my twenties it seemed to me that there was always some lady who could take care of the basic physical need with limited b.s. They weren't exactly queens of the prom, but I guess I was lucky in that they weren't three-baggers. I guess I couldn't get into anyone who would fall for a line. And, if they were working the same angle, hmmmm, waste of my time, too. When I was marries and when I wasn't I tripped over a few civvies who just wanted to spend some time together and get regularly reacquainted in the biblical sense (luv that, Reese).

Everyone likes to be pursued, courted, made to feel special and flirted with but, in the end, the quandry is what are the both of you going to do when you're not doing da nazty? So, if you're in the "love 'em and leave 'em" mode it's Ground Hog Day-ja Vu all over again. That was never for me - too much friggin' work and my bandwidth wanted to do other things.

Good ol' recreational sex is where I landed. Simple and requires very little except a desire to get into the session and throw down the best time possible.
Iaintliein's Avatar
I don't know any women that pay for sex(though I'm sure such women exist and there has been a bit more of a cougar type thing going on now that some women have nice paying civie jobs)...I'm guessing that if they did they'd want the same rights as a male paying for it which would be not having to worry about lying to get it or worry about what the person they are paying actually thinks of their bedroom skills etc.

I guess to me lying in the hobby to get sex is akin to going to the grocery store and telling the cashier she is the love of your life so she will let you buy some groceries. If you have the money generally speaking she will sell it to you...it's the reason she's there. Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine
To my mind childbirth and rearing children is paying for sex, big time.

I didn't realize you were talking about lying in the hobby, that really is a ridiculous thing to do, by either party. Fake pix, promising reviews, etc., never ends well.
  • PT4ME
  • 01-05-2012, 01:04 PM
....." If you want some, just say it.... Originally Posted by Reese Foster
<------- (raising hand) "IT!"

-PT-
Iaintliein's Avatar
You can always believe me, cause I aint lie'in
<------- (raising hand) "IT!"

-PT- Originally Posted by PT4ME


LMAO! I love you man! You know I am always willing to give IT to you. You can even lie to me if you want.
pmdelites's Avatar
What most men don't understand, especially in RL...if they are completely honest about what they want, most women....well, maybe not most, but many us of are more likely to respect that and give you some..just for being upfront. ... If you want some, just say it..... Originally Posted by Reese Foster
my darling reese, i would love to do it with you.
when would you like to meet?




cant say that i've told untruths to get with a woman.
i have told some to get away from a woman, tho.
B.Wayne's Avatar
I have no game at all. so I just don't worry about it. I have watched my friends when we go out on occasion, and they have no problem lying to girls to go home with them, I think to myself " there is no way she is going to buy this B.S." but I am proven wrong time and time again, I can see how maby some women know a guy is bullshitting and not care, I wonder if its that need for finding out the truth or if just being upfront and honest isnt quite as fun. But seriously am I wrong? dont some women know when a guy is lying and just go with it anyway? lol
But I do....I swear it....
I'll even leave my wife for you! To be totally honest you're the only provider I've even seen in the last 2 years.




(for the slow ones this is merely an example of a couple of lies....heck I haven't even seen her........honest) Originally Posted by L.A.

He's lying guys....I see him weekly for 15 min sessions.

I kid..I kid!
pyramider's Avatar
Talk about a BnG . . .
LaStang's Avatar
In the business i am in i see it all the time from colleagues , they will feed ladies tons of bullcrap , lies , and empty promises just to get what they want . That doesnt surprise me as much as how many ladies accually fall for it .