In the 80's I dated this certain early morning time weather gal . I hate to use her name on a ho board, but I think she was named after a diagnostic test for a well known venereal disease.
It was great. She had to be at the studio at 4:00 am, so we could eat, do the nasty, I could burp, fart, scratch myself and be asleep by 9. Made for some great dates-pretty hard to spend a ton of money on the nightlife when you go to bed around 7:30 pm.