safety check?

Reporting for duty....hey why does "bigdeal" start in lower case....Is it cause of my little %#$& Originally Posted by bigdeal

Glad to hear you're still on board! Just a typo, the anticipation of starting duty has me excited!

It's just a guess, but we'll probably put you in charge of the lube and batteries to start with.

Originally Posted by scorpio31

Batteries - Now your talking... taking inventory now.

☑ 2 cases of D.
☑ 4 cases of C.
☑ 2 cases of AA.
☑ 1 case of AAA.
☑ 1 case of 6V (We will find a use)

Okay I think I have the Batteries covered for the first hour or so...

Okay I think I have the Batteries covered for the first hour or so... Originally Posted by ElumEno

Cool! Now, stock up on "Platinum Wet" lube and we're ready to go!

I WAS talkin LE wise, you're good! Originally Posted by myfiat

Well . . . yeah, okay. In that case, refer to my previous post. LOL

Kisses,

- Jackie

I WAS talkin LE wise, you're good! Originally Posted by myfiat

OK then. My bad!

Personally, I can't imagine a sting where the LE actually gave you a massage before asking for a tip for extras. So if a girl has spent 20-40 minutes massaging you, you can probably assume she isn't a cop.

But if you were asking about "safety checks" before other types of encounters (rather than massages), listen to the voices of experience above. Do your research, see well-reviewed girls who screen properly, and don't think that a cop check will protect you.

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check?

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check? Originally Posted by MsElena

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

I mean me me me me me

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check? Originally Posted by MsElena

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

You and I are finished Mr Scorio or Mr Scorpio31. I would not participate even if you now begged me.

Through finished finito over done fried ciao

Calm down, CND, we can definitely make room for you on this elite team! Jeez, malwoody told me you'd probably be upset! I should have listened, but you know how he goes on and on and on....



Would you prefer to perform these safety checks on blonds, brunettes or redheads?

Yes

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

Originally Posted by scorpio31

You're welcome.

On the second matter......I'm scared.

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check? Originally Posted by MsElena

That is very good to know.. Hear I thought it was the 'C' size..

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

Originally Posted by scorpio31

Also discussed during are brief conference call was how aften we will need to "pat you down",
and after lots of discussion we have decided we will have to do weekly "pat downs",
just in case you get ummmm compromised yeah that's it.. remember it's for all our safety.

You and I are finished Mr Scorio or Mr Scorpio31. I would not participate even if you now begged me.

Through finished finito over done fried ciao Originally Posted by catnipdipper

On the second matter......I'm scared. Originally Posted by MsElena

I don't blame you. However, let me point out that our team is not only experienced in this sort of thing, but also known for providing customer satisfaction, if you know what I mean! Besides, aren't you the "kitten with a whip?"