Whats not so great about Carl?

Then tape a magnifying glass to the milk carton.

....because Carl is not a dick

I don't like all them big fancy words he uses.

....because Carl is not a dick Originally Posted by CaseyTaylor

That's true. I'm a pussy. After all .... (wait for it...) ... you are what you eat. *rimshot* Thank you, ladies & gentlemen. I'll be here all week.

I don't like all them big fancy words he uses. Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

Look, toots, just because I called you pulchritudinous and perspicacious is no reason to get all bellicose about it.

And if anybody thinks toots is a degrading term for a woman, I was comparing her to Frederick "Toots" Hibbert, the frontman for the legendary seminal Jamaican band, Toots & the Maytals, who influenced the reggae, ska and rocksteady musical genres.

Carl, you're enjoying this way too much.

Sweaty armpits. Garlic breath. But worst is a limited vocabulary. How did this guy get past sixth grade?

Carl, you're enjoying this way too much. Originally Posted by Miss Sophie Bella

I am a man of simple pleasures.

How did this guy get past sixth grade? Originally Posted by Ready2Rock

I banged my teacher real good and she promoted me. Of course, I was already 19. It really was time for me to move on to junior high.

I have heard that there is a thread about Carl in the PIE. About how he asks Adorables to indulge him in "Dutch Oven," aka "Fart Blanche."

Monk

I have heard that there is a thread about Carl in the PIE. About how he asks Adorables to indulge him in "Dutch Oven," aka "Fart Blanche."

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Security! Security! Somebody's been leaking confidential intelligence to a Russian agent!

I'm not even speaking to him anymore. He left the onions off my burger last time I was there.

I'm not even speaking to him anymore. He left the onions off my burger last time I was there. Originally Posted by ferdburf

Hey! That wasn't my fault! That was my kid, Carl, Jr. And I'm pretty sure he's not even mine. The little bastard is too tall and good-looking.

Look, toots, just because I called you pulchritudinous and perspicacious is no reason to get all bellicose about it. Originally Posted by Carl

Thanks Carl. I love how you italicized those words as if they weren't English because they may as well NOT be. I had to look up those first two 'p' words and was pleasantly surprised to find they were compliments rather than insults. Thanks baby!

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche?

I'm genuinely curious. I'm gonna take a graduate entrance exam in June and need to know how to learn all them pretty words quick -- hopefully without having to do something crazy like take up reading 19th century novels.

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche? Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

Beautiful and smart? Why, around you.