check out this "Brothel Menu" from 1912

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I would like to see the rest of that book.

Is this where the term "Blow it up your ass" partly came from?

My only question is why Pinkey's Special is nearly 10x more expensive than anything else ...

Damn - just ripped open that goose down pillow for nothing! What do you have against goose quills anyway? Originally Posted by Caleb

Okay, for you, I can do goose quills.

Are you and Reese offering "Pinkey's Special"? Originally Posted by slowmover

Yes slowmover!!! I will be giving you the pinkey special because Reese doesn't like that task....

Yes slowmover!!! I will be giving you the pinkey special because Reese doesn't like that task.... Originally Posted by fawn

Lmao!!!

I loved it ....Now if we could also go back to that periods pricing .......We guys would really be in 7th Heaven ......

I have cash in one hand, tool in the other!.. where's this place at!!!

I have cash in one hand, tool in the other!.. where's this place at!!! Originally Posted by ralph lauren

Too bad we don't have a time machine! 1912 here we come!

I wonder, no discount for cash, did they except chickens and baskets of potatoes?

I am a bit surprised by the use of the words "fuck" and "cunt" - I would have not expected those words to have been used back then.

I also am a bit surprised that they would have offered services that included oral on a woman. Imagine the fact that a bath once a week was probably not unusual in those days. Maybe the extra costs for such services was to include the time for the lady to bathe.

But it sounds like 69, russian, greek, the surfboard, and stripper slides (dry bob?) were all enjoyed back then. At least they did offer a discount for greek for guys over 45, from $1.70 to $1.00. Hmm, wonder if any of the ladies today would offer that percentage discount for greek for us old farts.

For what I have read about the red light districts of old, I would not have found it that enjoyable. Hygiene was not a real concern. Birth control consisted of a lady usually did not allow penetration, but rather used a form of stripper slide to get a guy off. I bet the anal sex and blow jobs were more for that reason that for any grand gratification reason.

Too bad we don't have a time machine! 1912 here we come! Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Ms Foster..(cause I'm nasty) if u could match those prices I'll have u booked for at least 3 months

Ms Foster..(cause I'm nasty) if u could match those prices I'll have u booked for at least 3 months Originally Posted by ralph lauren

trips RL to be first in line Thanks Fawn for the light hearted thread

I am so glad I could help lighten the mood around here! God knows we need it ...
I hope everyone is enjoying the menu as much as I did when I first read it...

OMG.....wow....seems the acts haven't changed as much as the $ inflation related to the cost of living increase. Where did you find this? Originally Posted by alaine

That's what I was thinking except inflation comes from the FED printing paper money.




Did I see something that said a service was for men over 45? Was that like an old age present?

I wonder, no discount for cash, did they except chickens and baskets of potatoes?

I am a bit surprised by the use of the words "fuck" and "cunt" - I would have not expected those words to have been used back then.

I also am a bit surprised that they would have offered services that included oral on a woman. Imagine the fact that a bath once a week was probably not unusual in those days. Maybe the extra costs for such services was to include the time for the lady to bathe.

But it sounds like 69, russian, greek, the surfboard, and stripper slides (dry bob?) were all enjoyed back then. At least they did offer a discount for greek for guys over 45, from $1.70 to $1.00. Hmm, wonder if any of the ladies today would offer that percentage discount for greek for us old farts.

For what I have read about the red light districts of old, I would not have found it that enjoyable. Hygiene was not a real concern. Birth control consisted of a lady usually did not allow penetration, but rather used a form of stripper slide to get a guy off. I bet the anal sex and blow jobs were more for that reason that for any grand gratification reason. Originally Posted by tigercat

I can't date back to 1912, but I can to 1958 red light districts of Germany! sex wise nothing has changed! the girls were beautiful and did the same things they do now! only diference I can think of was hair! they didn't shave! hygiene was not a problem! they were given birth control pills and had to be tested for desease once a week! never saw a condom! I had a wonderful 2 years there!