Uh oh Married Guy's

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useless without links Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
What esteemed study did this pile of crap come from? Originally Posted by pyramider
Well there you go ...just something more for you ole farts who are cheating on they're wives to think about.
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news...d-be-your-last
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It also says, "We think sexual activity is an important component of quality of life".

Couldn't agree more.
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That's how I want to go...LOL Originally Posted by seedman55

+1!!! Quote of the day Seedy
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Let's look at it this way you're age 55 and you've been with the wifey for who knows how long then here comes a lil hotty with a body and gives it to you like you've never had it before and your ticker is going a million beats a second I mean you're banging with everything you got and the lil engine that could and all that "i think I can, I think I can"
Then boom Originally Posted by carkido45

When it comes to run-on sentences, carkido is King!



That's how I want to go...LOL Originally Posted by seedman55
+1!!! Quote of the day Seedy Originally Posted by Rubchasertx
"My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18...[he] came and went at the same time." - Richard Pryor
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  • Seedy
  • 02-15-2012, 10:17 AM
+1!!! Quote of the day Seedy Originally Posted by Rubchasertx
Thanks...lol. but I am dead serious, no pun intended...
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what a way to go.
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I wanna go on the 'upstoke' so I get a free 'down stroke' when I croak and another upstroke when they pull me off of the hottie.
If you live by the hobby, you die by the hobby lmao
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I get more strange than most single guys I know,but what a way to go...............
Here I thought ck45 was going to profess his love of using an apostrophe to pluralize words....something to inspire the married gents.
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Priceless, Diomidis! In his defense though, he did use "you're" correctly.
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Let's look at it this way you're age 55 and you've been with the wifey for who knows how long then here comes a lil hotty with a body and gives it to you like you've never had it before and your ticker is going a million beats a second I mean you're banging with everything you got and the lil engine that could and all that "i think I can, I think I can"
Then boom Originally Posted by carkido45
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When it comes to run-on sentences, carkido is King!






"My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18...[he] came and went at the same time." - Richard Pryor Originally Posted by TexasGator
It's good to be King of something.
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You know I got TG thinking with every little hump his heart will be going thump, thump, thump then no more hump and no more thump ..acute angina while in the vagina.
Then his wife will go happily off into the sunset with a nice big life insurance check.
The seed has been planted.