a provider wanted to figure out a name for men over 50

Do we get discounts if we show our AARP card?
Loraxes. Older men often remind me of the Seuss character the Lorax.
Loraxes. Older men often remind me of the Seuss character the Lorax. Originally Posted by alluringava
Maybe a variation: Ex-Laxes. After all, we need to help things move.
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Since most women are referred to as some sort of a feline ( Cougar's, pussy...etc)....I would think that it would go by the way of canines, since men are almost always referred to as dogs!!!!......lol
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Loraxes. Older men often remind me of the Seuss character the Lorax. Originally Posted by alluringava
What are you considering "Old"? Since you're middle age yourself.
What are you considering "Old"? Since you're middle age yourself. Originally Posted by acp5762

I don't look anywhere near your definition of 'middle aged' LOL. So I can say whatever is old is whatever you desire it to be.
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TFF, this thread. Poor charlietudor; no respect for experience.

My suggestions, none of them using the words "f**k" or "mature" in real-word acronyms:

SOGGY = Sexy Old Gentleman Groping You
VAMPIRE = Viagra Assisted Male Person In Retirement Era
HOGWART = Horny Old Guy Wanting Ass, Rack, & Tail
PATERNAL = Pussy Absorbed Tottering Elderly Rod Now Aiming Lower
BOOB = Breast Obsessed Old Bastard
VIPER = Vagina Infatuated Penis Entering Retirement
KOP = Kinky Old Prick
MANHOG = Middle Aged Nookie Hunter Ogling Girls

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MMIF: Mature Men I love to fu*k

Nothing like experience Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
Thanks, SNL. I think your idea is the best I've seen here...
I don't look anywhere near your definition of 'middle aged' LOL. So I can say whatever is old is whatever you desire it to be. Originally Posted by alluringava
Iam 54 that maybe middleaged but I don't consider myself old, not by a longshot.
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Kidding aside, MILF and MMILF are okay. Since I'm now at the experienced age of 52 with an AARP card in sight, dammit, in my opinion GMILF in any context is uncool, unless it means "Great Man/Muff I'd Love to F**K."
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TFF, this thread. Poor charlietudor; no respect for experience.

My suggestions, none of them using the words "f**k" or "mature" in real-word acronyms:

SOGGY = Sexy Old Gentleman Groping You
VAMPIRE = Viagra Assisted Male Person In Retirement Era
HOGWART = Horny Old Guy Wanting Ass, Rack, & Tail
PATERNAL = Pussy Absorbed Tottering Elderly Rod Now Aiming Lower
BOOB = Breast Obsessed Old Bastard
VIPER = Vagina Infatuated Penis Entering Retirement
KOP = Kinky Old Prick
MANHOG = Middle Aged Nookie Hunter Ogling Girls

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
LOL LOVE then all Fancy!!!!
Iam 54 that maybe middleaged but I don't consider myself old, not by a longshot. Originally Posted by acp5762

Good for you. I don't consider myself old either. Not by a lonnnnnnnnnnnngshot. Oh yes, would you tell my other friend in your neck of the woods, OleGuy, hello for me LOL?
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TFF, this thread. Poor charlietudor; no respect for experience.

My suggestions, none of them using the words "f**k" or "mature" in real-word acronyms:

SOGGY = Sexy Old Gentleman Groping You
VAMPIRE = Viagra Assisted Male Person In Retirement Era
HOGWART = Horny Old Guy Wanting Ass, Rack, & Tail
PATERNAL = Pussy Absorbed Tottering Elderly Rod Now Aiming Lower
BOOB = Breast Obsessed Old Bastard
VIPER = Vagina Infatuated Penis Entering Retirement
KOP = Kinky Old Prick
MANHOG = Middle Aged Nookie Hunter Ogling Girls

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Funny stuff! Ya gotta have a sense of humor once you cross 50, I know all about this . . .