What is the funniest comment made during a Date? [the Griffin Question of the Day #3]

Lol !!

If there aren't tears cumming.from my eyes you aren't f***ing my face right...

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If there aren't tears cumming.from my eyes you aren't f***ing my face right... Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston

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I had a guy the other day ask me "does your cat bite"....WTF??.....I guess he got scared when he saw my kitty cat!{lol}


Then last week a guy told me.."Gawd damn those are big fat lips! How long have you had them"?...... WTF??....ughhh I was born with them{lol}

I once saw a provider that looked pretty frumpy from what her pictures showed in her ad, even though you can still tell it was her.

I said to her.. " you look a lot better in your pics on your back page ad, more dolled up. " She replied " so does the McRib on those McDonald's commercials, but you still eat it. "

Funny thing was she was right, I went ahead with the session.

I once saw a provider that looked pretty frumpy from what her pictures showed in her ad, even though you can still tell it was her.

I said to her.. " you look a lot better in your pics on your back page ad, more dolled up. " She replied " so does the McRib on those McDonald's commercials, but you still eat it. "

Funny thing was she was right, I went ahead with the session. Originally Posted by Monkeypaw

Sounds like you weren't the first one to make that observation.

Had a stripper come sit down very carefully next to me one time. Asked if she was OK and she said "I cut my butt hole shaving this morning". TMI

I had arranged a date through an escort service. The call-girl arrives driving a Cadillac Escalade, exceptionally dressed, makeup done to perfection. Some plastic surgeon had earned his money with a total knock-out look. She has got an air and an attitude that this princess has to be handled with kit gloves.

Halfway into the session, we are going at it: RMish, Mish, CG, Mish every three to five minutes changing positions. After a short while she catches on that I am changing positions to keep from popping. So after a short breather, I'm hitting it K9 (my favorite ending position). Pressure is mounting and she turns her head back to me and says: "If you pull out one more time the session is over!"

What a way to deflate a man's ***** (ego). If she has said nothing I would have popped in less than a minute.

the Griffining

"Your going to stick that WHERE!!!!".................... ...... Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

Ms. Athena, I assume this line was said by a Hobbyist to you. I read your website and I would have to agree with him.

Remind me in the future, when we are showering together, to use a soap on a rope!

the Griffining

While trying to set up a time for a date with a stripper, I asked the girl is she was flexible. She said hell yes, I can put both legs behind my head.... And I was thinking time!

I have a couple of clients that love to call their unsuspecting wife and talk dirty to them while I am sucking every drop of cum out of them and swallowing it all.

We all three get really turned on.


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I was at a strip club a few weeks ago and this lovely young woman said, "Hi, my name is Jennifer and my favorite color is clear". I nearly spit out my crown and coke. I have not laughed like that in 10 years. lol

Ms. Athena, I assume this line was said by a Hobbyist to you. I read your website and I would have to agree with him.

Remind me in the future, when we are showering together, to use a soap on a rope!

the Griffining Originally Posted by Griffin

Ummm Ill let you scrub mine, if you let me scrub yours......soap and rope and all!