Saucy Limericks

These were great!

Ann

The Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
Into Space that is quite Economical,
But the good ones I've Seen,
So Seldom are Clean,
And The Clean ones are seldom so Comical...!!!!!!!!!

There was a young lady named Prentice
Who had an affair with a dentist.
To make the thing easier,
He would use Anesthesia,
And diddled her non-compos mentis.

Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
The position, to Titian,
Suggest coition,
So he climbed up the ladder, and had 'er.

Was a young man from StClaire
who ravished his wife on the stair
the bannister broke,but by doubling his stroke
he finished her off in mid air

A bather whose clothing was strewed,

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along,

And unless we are wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

Here Lies the Bones of Screwy Prick,
At Birth he was Blessed with a Cork Screw Dick,
All his life He Spent in the Futile Hunt for the Girl with a Cork Screw Cunt,
When He Found her he Soon Fell Dead,
Dam thang had a left hand Thread!

There once was a girl named Alice,
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.

My name is nikki
When it comes to dick im not picky
I post my ads on eccie
After my computer gets fixed by techie
I am not breasty
But I can be your bestie.


Hahaha I tried.

There once was a man from Falls River
Whose dick was shaped like a sliver
It darted in and out like a red-speckled trout
But it was the scales that made the girls shiver