From the Department of Irony

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I have offered plenty of solutions. I don't want to do it in every thread.
[quote=CuteOldGuy;2259043]Isn't It Ironic Department:

The Food Stamp Program (Dept of Agriculture) is distributing more stamps than ever.

And yet, the Park Service, also part of the Dept of Agriculture, asks us "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.


Tell all the people who lost their jobs and were the ones helping food banks ,and are now using them and food stamps how pathetic they are and you are sick of them.
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That's the ticket! Distort my words, misrepresent my position, then congratulate yourself. Then claim you're not a liberal.
Ah, BigTurd...... Thanks for showing us where your wit comes from. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
BinTex thinks he's witty. At least he's half right on something.
That's the ticket! Distort my words, misrepresent my position, then congratulate yourself. Then claim you're not a liberal. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

What distortion? you are saying people are like animals if they get food stamps they are dependent on the government.There is massive abuse of the programs,like hookers around military bases wearing fur coats driving Cadillacs and going to the grocery with food stamps. However the increase in distribution is due to people loosing their jobs,that have been outsourced.You make fun of the jobless and say you aren't a right winger.
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What distortion? you are saying people are like animals if they get food stamps they are dependent on the government.There is massive abuse of the programs,like hookers around military bases wearing fur coats driving Cadillacs and going to the grocery with food stamps. However the increase in distribution is due to people loosing their jobs,that have been outsourced.You make fun of the jobless and say you aren't a right winger. Originally Posted by ekim008
I have been on and around a few military bases, ie Fort Riley KS, and have never seen hookers wearing fur coats and driving Cadys

outsourcing jobs? are u talking about hookers being outsourced or military personnel being outsourced?

your statements are very hard to read, I guess you get all giddy when responding to COG
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COG, Don't take this the wrong way, and I really can't believe your fan club missed it, but the National Park Service is part of the Dept. of the Interior.

I know, its just a joke but I thought that was an obvious glitch.
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LOL! Thanks, Blue! It doesn't detract from the joke, but it is a funny mistake. Watch those that hate me run with that.

But I will admit that I was wrong! The Park Service is under the Interior Department. My mistake!

Now, Ekum has made a mistake by intentionally misrepresenting what I said. Will he admit it? Or will he not? You may be right, Cap'n. It could be a case of unrequited love. Sorry, Ekum. I only date ladies.
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You are missing the capital point that the Conservatives are trying to make.....


We the people can feed each other. Do you have any idea how much food my family provides for those in our town.... about 35% of my income goes to feeding our poor. Not to mention the 2 acres that's dedicated to growing food all summer for everyone else....

Our little town doesn't need but a tiny bit of government help. We can do it and we are willing to do it.

And COG that is some pretty funny shit.
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You are missing the capital point that the Conservatives are trying to make.....


We the people can feed each other. Do you have any idea how much food my family provides for those in our town.... about 35% of my income goes to feeding our poor. Not to mention the 2 acres that's dedicated to growing food all summer for everyone else....

Our little town doesn't need but a tiny bit of government help. We can do it and we are willing to do it.

And COG that is some pretty funny shit. Originally Posted by LovingKayla
LovingKKKayla, is that 35% of ur hooker money, currency trading profits AND unemployment u steal from the goverment? LOL!
I have been on and around a few military bases, ie Fort Riley KS, and have never seen hookers wearing fur coats and driving Cadys

outsourcing jobs? are u talking about hookers being outsourced or military personnel being outsourced?

your statements are very hard to read, I guess you get all giddy when responding to COG Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
Was a lot of them in Salina ,but was a few years back.Maybe the hookers were classier than at Riley. Remember all the jobs outsourced?? India China ?? Maybe not. Try to keep up
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35% of my Hooker money. 50% of my trading money goes (because I don't really have to work that hard for it and 50% left to compound every month is plenty, so why not) and I have never, nor will I EVER accept UE.




Is this guy just fucking around? I can't really tell if he's actually a real person trying to insult or just really, really, really handicapped.
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Never mind Af-Fuckup. He hasn't had an original thought in years.