Ok guys I'm old...but just wanted to share a memorable experience. Over 30 years ago I left Arthur's nightclub on 75 with my date and headed north on 75. She leaned over at about Forest Lane and started giving me a blow job...and by the time I hit Spring Valley I realized I was at 85 mph...luckily wasn't much traffic...but as you can see I have never forgotten it. LOL
I like this idea. Will have to add it to the arsenal of techniques. I'd guess the best time to do it would be middle/late in the month. Probably get a higher hit rate at the first when rent is due, but girls might be needing a bit more than they would for their phone or car payment.
Also, as a cigar smoker I do appreciate your style. Full points.