Get a check up today

I'm going to asking if they know CPR.

Hey, Sarah has standing orders from me. If I croak, call 9-11, and leave. There would be absolutly no need to complicate her life with such a occurance.

Remember. When someone dies, the person least affected by the event is the person that dies.

Hey, Sarah has standing orders from me. If I croak, call 9-11, and leave. There would be absolutly no need to complicate her life with such a occurance.

Remember. When someone dies, the person least affected by the event is the person that dies. Originally Posted by Jackie S

If you croak in the middle of a session, may I have your unused time?

He came and went at the same time!

I put a stipulation in my will that states my kids must do the following in order to collect the inheritance..
Cremate me.
Take my ashes to the ex wife's house.
Throw them across her nice carpeted floor.

I want that evil bitch to have to clean up after me one last time!

Take me to the taxidermist and then give me to Italia