I'm going to report you!

Actually, it's the principal.

And Jaycee, you must be spanked, and spanked well. And you SG. And then comes the oral sex (with apologies to Monty Python and the Holy Grail). Originally Posted by fritz3552

Promises promises. We all know that as soon as that starts your white knights will ride in and "rescue" you from all the women. It's too perilous.

Report to who?

Report to who? Originally Posted by KenMonk

Police, IRS, CIA, FBI, ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX NEWS 4, BBB, HOOKER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA.

Who ever wrote that to silly is a farking salavanbitch mudafuka, tell him to get a life

This made me laugh really hard SG.

Just last week I had a miscommunication with a potential client in screening. He threatened to tell all the guys on ECCIE "how I am and all of the special rules that I operate under (eh, standard protocol)" He is a newbie on here & I suggested that he go for it.

Pussy Patrol...that's my vote on who he was going to report you to! Who's on duty tonight?

Arianna
www.thevelvetvixen.com

I knew I was missing something. I was sitting there and then saw that she shot me the marmoset. Hey, guys, did you see that marmoset. I get so tired of watching Leave It To Marmoset.

I have decided to report her to myself. I will commit minor hobby police butality by using my retractable baton. I might have to get creative with my restraints since she is a sneaky silly girl.

I forget who gets the bail money. Me or the perp.

If any of you girls wanna get reported I will hand out tongue lashings!!

I have decided to report her to myself. I will commit minor hobby police butality by using my retractable baton. I might have to get creative with my restraints since she is a sneaky silly girl.

I forget who gets the bail money. Me or the perp. Originally Posted by bigryan222

o i c wut u did thar!

Report to who? Originally Posted by KenMonk

Hmmm. The "Ho-Po?"

lol ho-po... I find the entire thing amusing to say the least. The way I see it if something happens and I am unable to see a provider, or she simply doesn't want to see me for whatever reason I shrug and move on. I don't even get why you would waste your time trying to argue with a provider. It isn't going to happen regardless lol.

I don't even get why you would waste your time trying to argue with a provider. Originally Posted by KenMonk

Don't argue with her, dicker.

I don't even get why you would waste your time trying to argue with a provider. Originally Posted by KenMonk

....especially when she couldn't give a goat-fuck about seeing you, one way or the other, because she has boatloads of desperado's, lined-up to take a pay-per-view lick of her golden pussy

....especially when she couldn't give a goat-fuck about seeing you, one way or the other, because she has boatloads of desperado's, lined-up to take a pay-per-view lick of her golden pussy Originally Posted by thorough9

lol so true....

...what about provider sending bitching emails/txt msgs when the client cancels in advance on a valid genuine reason? What should we do to the provider? Just a scenario came across my mind.

Don't book with her again?