Favorite Movie Quotes

Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Full Metal Jacket

"This is my weapon, this is my gun. This is for Killin', this is for fun."

Full Metal Jacket

(Thanks for reminding me giteneny)

I touched the butt!

I never knew my faaaaaaather.

I wish I spoke whale!

I saw a boat! It passed by, not too long ago!

Hey, look. Es-ca-pe. I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape!"

I'm sorry. You'll have to come back later...we're trying to escape.

He's looking for his son, 'Fabio.'

And I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy... Ouch! Bad Squishy!

Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!

–Finding Nemo

Blues Brothers:
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Go ahead, make my day . . .
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'
Paul Newman as Hud Bannon in HUD

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueler in Ferris Bueler's Day Off

SnL, you're Central Arkansas' "Mrs. Robinson." Tee-hee! Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" The Wizard of Oz

(I actually used to say this all the time with requests to... say it, again say it again!! LOL..I had a special wicked voice I would use )

(I actually used to say this all the time with requests to... say it, again say it again!! LOL..I had a special wicked voice I would use ) Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Hmmm I can't wait to learn all things wicked about you SNL. Back soon?

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" The Wizard of Oz

(I actually used to say this all the time with requests to... say it, again say it again!! LOL..I had a special wicked voice I would use ) Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

SNL , bet you got a broom stick you like to ride too?

"I wont tolerate a surly bartender" Gus in Lonesome Dove

A couple more of my favs.

Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustable well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless. - Eric Draven The Crow

Hey lori, how about a poke? Gus Lonesome Dove

So many to list, I know I'll miss some...

BM-"You want somma this milk?"
ML-"That milk is for THAT classroom."
BM-"But it could be OUR milk." - Billy Madison

SM- "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
BM- "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
SM-....NO..... - Happy Gilmore

"My fingers hurt."
"What's that?"
"My fingers hurt."
"oh you're fingers hurt, well now you're back's gonna hurt cause you just pulled gardening duty. Now does anyone else's fingers hurt?..I didn't think so." -orderly in happy gilmore

There are at least a dozen more that I could name from all kinds of movies from action to horror and more comedy. New movies, old movies and classics.

" I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm alll out of bubble gum."
-They live.
"You, you're alright. This one, Real fuckin ugly."
-They live

"Where did you find that?''
"some kid back in town. Traded the van for it straight up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on his hog."
" you know Loyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly get any dumber, you go and do a thing like this.......AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
-Dumb and dumber

" You're talking to me all wrong, wrong tone. ya do it again an I'll stab you in the face with a saudering iron." Let me ask you a question, Does ya motha sew, BOOM! getta to sew that."
Christopher Walkin in Joe dirt.

I could keep going. LOL.

A few classics that I am surprised not to see yet:

"What we've got here... is failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke

"Someone oughta bust you in the mouth, but I won't, I won't... like hell I won't" John Wayne- McLintock.

"You don't want to sell me deathsticks. You want to go home and rethink your life." Star Wars, episode 2.

And last... but first... The "I believe" speech from Bull Durham. See it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBfdl6hNZ9k

"Do you believe in the Here-After? Then you know what I'm here after" Patrick Swayze-Next of kin

"I can't stand rude behavior in a man......won't tollerate it." Woodrow F. Call - Lonesome Dove

"What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?"

-Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct