Penis and Pussy Names

ammonite's Avatar
Jake's my snake
I like regal names for my sexual organs, I'm still digging "Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire"

I give my favorite cocks names such as Asmodeus, Himeros, & Dilbert (my fave).
canuckvic's Avatar
LG and cookie
Missy Mariposa's Avatar
She said she had called it Na Na since she was little. Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi
Haha, when I was a teenager it was like...a slang thing. My mum taught me anatomically correct terms so I've been saying "penis" and "vagina" since I was 3.
I call my organ "beef" -- this is mainly because my wife and I call sex "the hot beefy injection".
Bigh1955's Avatar
My first wife puked her guts up on our wedding night trying to DT me. Ever since then he's been called "Ralph."

Had a gf who'd get positively WET at the mere thought of sex. She didn't have a name for her pussy...I suggested "Misty." Whenever she wanted attention she'd whisper, "play Misty for me."
Still Looking's Avatar
One time when I couldn't get a hard on I called it WTF! One time when I saw a huge pussy I called it WTF! Originally Posted by burkalini
Still Looking's Avatar
I like regal names for my sexual organs, I'm still digging "Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire"

I give my favorite cocks names such as Asmodeus, Himeros, & Dilbert (my fave). Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
Princess Comfort Tunnel?
wcdann's Avatar
When i was young I named it Moby as in Moby the dick. Now through the years the funny thing ive met other guys who also named there stuff moby. Now before and comments come about it was just brought up through normal conversation there was no M on M play going on. I swear totally inoccent lol
tonytiger4u's Avatar
Chewbacka after Chemo! (shaved) LOL!!
Rent
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He's my "Purple headed one-eyed trouser snake with a turtle neck sweater"
cumalot's Avatar
My ATF named it Cobra....
pussy= Lucy

dick= Leroy
stugots's Avatar
Tater Tot!
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