TRUE DEFINITION OF GFE!!!!

thrdbase's Avatar
Sweet Destiny,

GFE is all about the attitude, passion, enthusiasm. The whole menu can be covered but if it's completely passionless and robotic then it's not GFE.
jokacz's Avatar
Sorry, but this thread is a lot more fun:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=420598
thrdbase's Avatar
Good call jokacz! PSE definitely trumps GFE everytime!!
Lexxxy's Avatar
Damnit! I have been going about this all wrong! I thought I was a true GFE!!!!! I am like "Bring me coffee!", "Take out the garbage snookems", "Rub my feet while we watch Toddlers and Tiaras","Oh honey, I would do that thing with the thing and wear that thing BUT my head hurts", and "Sweetie bear? Can I have some money? I want to get my nails and hair done for YOU". I guess I learn something new every day
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Damnit! I have been going about this all wrong! I thought I was a true GFE!!!!! I am like "Bring me coffee!", "Take out the garbage snookems", "Rub my feet while we watch Toddlers and Tiaras","Oh honey, I would do that thing with the thing and wear that thing BUT my head hurts", and "Sweetie bear? Can I have some money? I want to get my nails and hair done for YOU". I guess I learn something new every day Originally Posted by Lexxxy
but we let you get away with that GFE for the GFE you do give.


OK have not dated ya. But checked a few reviews.
Lexxxy's Avatar
but we let you get away with that GFE for the GFE you do give.
OK have not dated ya. But checked a few reviews. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
You are a sweetie.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
why thank you. And thanks for knowing how to handle the pacifier. I'm sure the others have like it. can I call you snowball!
Damnit! I have been going about this all wrong! Originally Posted by Lexxxy
Even with that misconception, Lexxxy epitomizes GFE!
so after reading this thread and several others,this is what i would gather is a good gfe date??
you see adds for this very attractive girl .you check out her reviews and she has alot of good ones claiming she is true gfe.
after several attempts to contact her you finally get a date set up [shes a busy girl]

on the drive over to see her you are anticipating an exciting session of dfk and bbbj,and possibly try to convince her of some uncovered play.

but as you are driving over,her prior customer had run a bit late and she is trying to get that finished up before you arrive [shes a busy girl].while they are dfking and having uncovered intercourse she finally gets him to pop deep inside her.thinking she is finished,he reminds her he paid for multiple pops.so being the great gfe she is,she applys her incredible gfe skills providing a fantastic bbbj with a big cim finale.she rushes him out the door just as you are pulling into the parking lot [phew]


finally you arrive at her door anticipating your fantastic gfe session..she opens the door and greets you with a big dfk!!!

would that fit the profile of a great gfe provider??
jokacz's Avatar
wow jokacz,you work cheap!!

whats on the menu for the 5 cents?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Betting CBJ is not on his menu. But do your homework chantal and read his reviews. LOL
Tiger's Avatar
  • Tiger
  • 04-08-2012, 11:06 AM
Won't she have to move to Canada?
GFE for me is much more of a feeling than a certain act in my opinion. GFE is one that is not mechanical in her actions and for the hour or two makes you forget you are paying to be in her company. All that said, I think DFK is a must if someone advertises GFE.