What Kind Of Ass Are You?

Don't write checks your ass can't cash!! Originally Posted by playIVkeeps

LOL I should have specified. Slide finger in the pussy. But my ass can do all the rest that I said.

I'm this kind of ass...

I love when a guy plays with my ass. Grabbing, squeezing, nibbling, spanking, bending me over and sliding a finger in....mmmmmmmmmmmmm Originally Posted by Malaya

Dam Malaya! I was getting very aroused! You big tease!

Hey, Malaya, I was looking for smartass, but...lol...umm, guess I'm gonna have to go with AMAZON, heheheh...the 5'5" variety, lol. Originally Posted by xoxo mikaela

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Perfection is the only words that can describes your Gluteus maximus & Gluteus medius. I promise I will behave.

I guess mine is the standard. Kinda like a fuszy peach.

Forgotten category anyone? Errrr....."Ghetto booty" anyone? hehehe. I have one of those. When I was in middle school, my classmates named me "duck butt" as I did have a round ass in my pre-teens and boy oh boy was I insecure about it. I did think the term, "duck butt" was cute, though. I was going through that whole "awkward" stage in my life.

I love all butts. I am partial to round athletic butts. Mikaela has one of the hottest rears of any provider I have seen. Hands down.

I would kiss, nibble and lick your little duck but you call it any day. I would say probably at any stage in your life it was probably pretty hot.

I would kiss, nibble and lick your little duck but you call it any day. I would say probably at any stage in your life it was probably pretty hot. Originally Posted by Salsa man

SM!!! My sexy Salsa dancer......if I had to name your nice, athletic butt, it would be......((drum roll please.......)).......SALSA MUY CALIENTE BUTT!

Forgotten category anyone? Errrr....."Ghetto booty" anyone? hehehe. I have one of those. When I was in middle school, my classmates named me "duck butt" as I did have a round ass in my pre-teens and boy oh boy was I insecure about it. I did think the term, "duck butt" was cute, though. I was going through that whole "awkward" stage in my life.

I love all butts. I am partial to round athletic butts. Mikaela has one of the hottest rears of any provider I have seen. Hands down. Originally Posted by VIP Latina Barbie

You aren't the only one that went through that stage. I had one of those. I was constantly made fun of because of it in elementary school and Jr High (in Mexico). I was getting into fights at least once a week, because the guys kept grabbing my ass and fake humping me when I wasn't looking. It was fucking horrible. Getting sexually harrased as a kid fucking sucks.

I moved to the U.S. and guess what? Girls love bubble butts on guys! Who knew?

To this day... if another male grabs my ass, I get pretty fucking angry. I can't control it. It's just a reflex.

I am sorry my sweet rascal. You know when it comes to domestic pets like dogs, or the Mexicanos you referenced a.k.a. the "humpers", they were just trying to show you good ole dominance....while admiring your adorable ass. I would have socked their face for their lunch money and yanked that soiled peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of their butter fingers!!! (peanut butter jelly time!! peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!! -- LOL) What jerk-offs. I'd drive down to good ole Mexico to teach them a lesson on your behalf, butttttt.......it's not the safest place to be right now.....and my "duck butt" would be in jeopardy. I bet you have got a cute butt. I'll spank it for you if I ever see it!

You aren't the only one that went through that stage. I had one of those. I was constantly made fun of because of it in elementary school and Jr High (in Mexico). I was getting into fights at least once a week, because the guys kept grabbing my ass and fake humping me when I wasn't looking. It was fucking horrible. Getting sexually harrased as a kid fucking sucks.

I moved to the U.S. and guess what? Girls love bubble butts on guys! Who knew?

To this day... if another male grabs my ass, I get pretty fucking angry. I can't control it. It's just a reflex. Originally Posted by JJ

Definitely noassatall.........*sigh*

Dad always said, when give the choice, it's better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass....

Based on your I go with I have a hottamale ass..

You once danced for me and I have a vivid memory of bubble.

(peanut butter jelly time!! peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!! -- LOL) Originally Posted by VIP Latina Barbie

If we ever do meet, I'm getting you one of these and you'll have to indulge me with the song (lol).