Ladies, I believe nervousnewbie351 is ready for: "A heightened sexual rendezvous with an engaging, passionate Provider, capable of putting him at ease, weak in the knees...begging to be pleased...
And that's not her pimp in the parking lot, that is her kindly concierge who is seeking only to make sure the two of you are comfortable in your romantic getaway.
Ha, TinMan... And that's not LE in the next room, it's the honor society; it's not a paddy wagon outside, it's the welcome wagon...all here to whisk you away to a banquet in your honor, in commemoration of your performance.
That being said, I like your romantic fantasy. I say roll with it, and enjoy!! Awesome.