Hobbying Agents

It's supposed to be a secret...and they were serviced.
Hookers and STAFF EDIT BY DDarkness...all yakked up prolly couldn't finish
So William Jefferson CLinton can survive getting a BBBJ while on the job with an intern in the white house on American soil but when a $50kish civil servant Secret Service agent steps out in Columbia with a $47 SP it is the bigger scandal? I don't get it. Nobody knew Obama was in Columbia until the media was bored and decided to make this an issue. I can't wait till he blames this one on Bush.
Nobody knew Obama was in Columbia until the media was bored and decided to make this an issue. I can't wait till he blames this one on Bush. Originally Posted by Johnny9999
If the media were at fault, then the political shot seems uncalled for.
I heard these guys were working on threat against the President, and they were "pumping" these women for information.

Thanks for serving your country!
Yes one bonehead agent did break the law.
He is guilty of 'theft of services' for not wanting to pay the prostitute for services rendered....lol
So she rightfully called the cops on him. Originally Posted by Celso
Specifically, he tried to pay only $30 instead of the $800 overnight rate.
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Should have used his shoe phone and called for back up.
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Not surprised. Columbian women are HOT and easily available down there. Originally Posted by Celso
Did they break any laws? It's legal in Columbia. If they were "off-duty" how's that different than smoking a cuban cigar on a cruise in the Caribbean? They were the forward team that checks out the location and not the actual team protects the president. Originally Posted by Johnny9999
So William Jefferson CLinton can survive getting a BBBJ while on the job with an intern in the white house on American soil but when a $50kish civil servant Secret Service agent steps out in Columbia with a $47 SP it is the bigger scandal? I don't get it. Nobody knew Obama was in Columbia until the media was bored and decided to make this an issue. I can't wait till he blames this one on Bush. Originally Posted by Johnny9999
A dozen or so Secret Service agents protecting President Obama at the Summit of the Americas in Columbia were caught getting outcalls at their hotel. Originally Posted by jackfengshui
As an FYI: it's Colombia with an 'o' not a 'u' like British Columbia....which surprises me even more that you didn't catch that Jack
As an FYI: it's Colombia with an 'o' not a 'u' like British Columbia....which surprises me even more that you didn't catch that Jack Originally Posted by heatherelite
Thanks! Blame it on a senior moment.

It's all the fault of the many variations of "Christopher Columbus" in different languages:
Italian: Cristoforo Colombo
Spanish: Cristóbal Colón
Latin: Christophorus Columbus
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064287

Here she is - the hooker at the heart of the Colombian sex scandal rocking the Secret Service.
24-year-old single mom is known as Dania Suarez, she says agent offered $28 for $800 service

The stunning snapshots of 24-year-old Colombian call girl, sultry Dania Suarez show her cozying up to the camera — and flaunting her considerable assets.


Just as I expected!
These Colombian babes are HOT!
agent offered $28 for $800 service Originally Posted by Celso
sounds like the old mods
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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/0...credit-rating/ Originally Posted by HlavinKitheri
Hookers Downgrade US Credit Rating

Shortchanging by Secret Service Draws Strong Rebuke



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B.


The strong rebuke from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts came after a Secret Service agent reportedly paid one of its members $30 for an $800 service, or only 4% of the stated price.


The statement from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts said that in downgrading the United States’ credit rating it was sending a clear message that its “members should be aware that doing business with the government of the United States carries with it a significant risk.”


“We are urging our members to avoid conducting transactions with the United States and to focus on more reliable customers, like the International Monetary Fund,” the statement added.


Just hours after the announcement from the escorts’ group, the U.S. Congress passed the following resolution blasting the Secret Service for its actions: “We strongly denounce the Secret Service for consorting with prostitutes, which has traditionally been Congress’s role.”


But it was not all bad news this week for the Secret Service, which today reported a 5000% jump in enlistment.


The agency said that enlistment offices across the country have been packed with prospective agents, including House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who abruptly dropped out of the Presidential race to join.
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If Clinton was still in office this would have never been in the news. testing for the prez is ok. And NBA was not a factor.
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The story I saw is that this all started over $ 50.00 when 2 agents wanted to split the fee instead of each ponying up the $ 50.00 .

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...e-scandal?lite

Agents -dumb ass
Columbia - what a country !!!
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well if she was there only to help them bottom boy each other. that would be fair.