Calculate Your Life Expectancy

85 for me............got a few more years left to party!!
Fancyinheels's Avatar
88 as well. If I stopped having my daily Jameson, I could make it to 92. For 4 more years at that age, nah, not giving up my Irish whiskey!

Actually, pretty close to the mark. My Irish granny, who drink like a true Emerald Island lass most of her life, lived to be 88, and my great granny, who hardly ever imbibed, was 94 when she dropped in her garden. However, my granddaddy shouldn't have tried to out-drink grandma; he only lived to 74 and died in his sleep. (No pillows were involved.) He was 6 years younger than granny to begin with. My great-granddaddy, also several years younger than his wife, escaped her nagging at 72, allowing his widow to remarry a man 15 years younger! My mom died in her late thirties from a shooting accident (no, not DRINKING shooters) but had divorced my dad shortly after I was born, and was shacking up with a guy in his twenties at the time of her untimely demise. Guess the ladies in my family need younger guys to keep up! Meowwwwwl.

I like men of all ages who like me, and I contribute to life "extension." Aerobic exercise is good for the heart, ya know. I think a professional sex therapist should be a deductible health expense.
italia's Avatar
yay 51 more years to go ;-) glad to know i still have time to do thee unspoken ha ha
darter's Avatar
I've got till October this year, better start living it up! Seriously, it said 52 and that's how old I am right now... Took it again and it said 59...YAY!
Darter...go back and cheat, so you hang with us a little longer! (lol)
It says I am going to live to 91. Wow, I would have been happy to make it to 80. I'm gonna need a bigger 401k.
darter's Avatar
Darter...go back and cheat, so you hang with us a little longer! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki
That's the sad part Nikki, I already did!!!!
pghbill314's Avatar
Hi Hon, I should live to 91 according to that. And you said I need more fish, vegies and fruit. Ha Ha
DEPmic05's Avatar
Well, I should live to be 88. I'm almost half-way there!
Guest010619's Avatar
My family has a long life expectancy as we look decades younger than our actual age. Perhaps it's something in the proteins. Any ladies want some to increase your years and energy?
SofaKingFun's Avatar
"You are a freak-of-nature. You should have died in 1986.
How you lived to this age is beyond possible.
We cannot predict your life expectancy with any certainty.
We can, however, state that you will outlive the cockroach"

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SKF..Gee, thanks??? (lol)
BigAl69's Avatar
55 down, 40 to go! (that's ONE OLD FART if I make it!)

H4H's Avatar
  • H4H
  • 04-24-2012, 10:38 AM
Far out...it says i'm already dead.


BigAl69's Avatar
Far out...it says i'm already dead.


Originally Posted by H4H
TFF!!!